How awesome is my gf?!
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Boo! Dan is happy in matters of love and at the moment I am not! Boo! Hiss!
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What's the big deal? My girlfriend constantly gets me drunk. And hardly ever refuses my amorous advances. And is a pretty good cook. And I never go anywhere without her, since she is my left hand.
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Re: How awesome is my gf?!
Chimneyfish wrote:My girlfirend isn't even old enough to buy alcohol!
She makes up for it by bringing me In N Out though.
god bless her....there's always time for the old "in-out....in-out"
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my girlfriend can buy me alcohol and give me the old in and out. thank heaven for the age of consent being 16 in singapore.....Chimneyfish wrote:My girlfirend isn't even old enough to buy alcohol!
She makes up for it by bringing me In N Out though.
(hey theres the dots again Ruiner.......)
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KILL HER, KILL HER NOWdan_uk wrote:She arrives at mine a while ago or so and says: "Oh, i've got a surprise for you in my bag"
So i get her bags in from th car and what does she have in there for me:
A Sailor Jerry shirt, a tatto flash pair of boxers, and a bottle of wine!
SCORE!
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Very cool. I wish I had a girlfriend who bought me stuff.
Anyhow, I meant to tell you before that those videos you posted of you and your friends provided me with a lot of entertainment when I came home from the bar completely blasted the other day. So, thanks!
Anyhow, I meant to tell you before that those videos you posted of you and your friends provided me with a lot of entertainment when I came home from the bar completely blasted the other day. So, thanks!
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Mmm... girl on girl.
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No worries, there will be more in the future, glad you liked!girl_friday wrote:Very cool. I wish I had a girlfriend who bought me stuff.
Anyhow, I meant to tell you before that those videos you posted of you and your friends provided me with a lot of entertainment when I came home from the bar completely blasted the other day. So, thanks!
And i'm sure you're find yourself an awesome drunkard girl (or guy) before long!