How awesome is my gf?!

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Re: How awesome is my gf?!

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Boo! Dan is happy in matters of love and at the moment I am not! Boo! Hiss!
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Re: How awesome is my gf?!

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What's the big deal? My girlfriend constantly gets me drunk. And hardly ever refuses my amorous advances. And is a pretty good cook. And I never go anywhere without her, since she is my left hand.
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Re: How awesome is my gf?!

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Chimneyfish wrote:My girlfirend isn't even old enough to buy alcohol!

She makes up for it by bringing me In N Out though.

god bless her....there's always time for the old "in-out....in-out"

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Re: How awesome is my gf?!

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Chimneyfish wrote:My girlfirend isn't even old enough to buy alcohol!

She makes up for it by bringing me In N Out though.
my girlfriend can buy me alcohol and give me the old in and out. thank heaven for the age of consent being 16 in singapore.....

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dan_uk wrote:She arrives at mine a while ago or so and says: "Oh, i've got a surprise for you in my bag"

So i get her bags in from th car and what does she have in there for me:

A Sailor Jerry shirt, a tatto flash pair of boxers, and a bottle of wine!

SCORE!
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Re: How awesome is my gf?!

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Very cool. I wish I had a girlfriend who bought me stuff.

Anyhow, I meant to tell you before that those videos you posted of you and your friends provided me with a lot of entertainment when I came home from the bar completely blasted the other day. So, thanks!

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Mmm... girl on girl.
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Re: How awesome is my gf?!

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girl_friday wrote:Very cool. I wish I had a girlfriend who bought me stuff.

Anyhow, I meant to tell you before that those videos you posted of you and your friends provided me with a lot of entertainment when I came home from the bar completely blasted the other day. So, thanks!
No worries, there will be more in the future, glad you liked!

And i'm sure you're find yourself an awesome drunkard girl (or guy) before long!

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