If you ever drink with sarge, you just know... know that he watching out for your best interests, watching for bartender for yell happy hour, watching for you leet ninja skillz..
I met him unbeknowing, I learned, I awe...
Hi, I'm Sarge
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fiyah
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Re: Hi, I'm Sarge
22:21 Thirsty i was too drunk to be high
[13:22] <@Veen> I need to find the penis monster
[23:03] <@fabric> dont masturbate to me
[13:22] <@Veen> I need to find the penis monster
[23:03] <@fabric> dont masturbate to me
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spoonturtle37
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Re: Hi, I'm Sarge
Well, hello there, Sarge. Did anyone ever tell you that you look like Plaxico Burress?
Cheers!
Cheers!
"Don't Try"
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TheBigCasino
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Re: Hi, I'm Sarge
Holy shit, Judge hasn't shot you yet?ruiner wrote:hi sarge. im ruiner. ive never, ever, under any circumstances, done anyone any harm. seriously.
BMMS is wrong.
LoJ 917
WWDJFD?
LoJ 917
WWDJFD?
Re: Hi, I'm Sarge
TheBigCasino wrote:Holy shit, Judge hasn't shot you yet?ruiner wrote:hi sarge. im ruiner. ive never, ever, under any circumstances, done anyone any harm. seriously.
that's YOUR job.
That's what I call Drunkard justice. I hate prisses like that. They're mincing their way through life when they should be marching. ~fkr.
I wish i could find me a woman who drinks!~ruiner..on lack of women drinkers.
I wish i could find me a woman who drinks!~ruiner..on lack of women drinkers.
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peetie44
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Re: Hi, I'm Sarge
I'll take a Guinness, Sarge, as long as it isn't served in a plaxico cup.
"Man i once bought $101 worth of insect candy because it was free shipping on orders over 100 bucks." -- ThirstyDrunk
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
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greygoose
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Re: Hi, I'm Sarge
Note Sarge's join date. He's an elder statesman.KaosDad wrote:Welcome abroad, Sarge! What branch of The Forces?
May I get a Bloody Mary?
why is my moral compass always pointed east? that's the direction of the nearest liquor store.
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Rip Rufus
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Re: Hi, I'm Sarge
Sarge was on here a lot right when I signed on, if my memory serves (it usually doens't). Good to see you back! Now get me a Yuengling.
"You know, you remind me of a poem I can't remember, and a song that may never have existed, and a place I'm not sure I've ever been to." - A.J.S.
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ivan
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Re: Hi, I'm Sarge
Welcome, Sarge.
I'll take a lot of Belgian Ale. Seems nice enough, nothing bad can happen there, right?
I'll take a lot of Belgian Ale. Seems nice enough, nothing bad can happen there, right?
nic the chick wrote:ivan and casino are right.
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KaosDad
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Re: Hi, I'm Sarge
Right - but as he started his own "Hi, I'm..." thread I thought I'd play along.vagrant wrote:Note Sarge's join date. He's an elder statesman.KaosDad wrote:Welcome abroad, Sarge! What branch of The Forces?
May I get a Bloody Mary?
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greygoose
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Re: Hi, I'm Sarge
...and the subtle humor death ray claimed yet another victim. This time it was vagrant. My bad, Kaos.KaosDad wrote:Right - but as he started his own "Hi, I'm..." thread I thought I'd play along.vagrant wrote:Note Sarge's join date. He's an elder statesman.KaosDad wrote:Welcome abroad, Sarge! What branch of The Forces?
May I get a Bloody Mary?
why is my moral compass always pointed east? that's the direction of the nearest liquor store.
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Shmoo
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Re: Hi, I'm Sarge
"This is good stuff. I got it from a Negro. You're probably high already and you don't even know it."
"next time i bust a load on the road, i'll try and save you a brick. " - Casino
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Cowboy Joe
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Re: Hi, I'm Sarge
Howdy Sarge....make mine a bombay martini, if you will..........