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Hey, Wanderlife!

It'' be Guinness for me, please.

**clink**
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Thanks Wanderlife. I'll take a Miller Lite and your phone number! :-)
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Steve wrote:
El Boozificator wrote:
Rip Rufus wrote:Don't listen to those screwy Europeans. El Boozy and Steve are in love, but it's a "Romeo & Juliet" type thing because one of the them is a limey and the other a frog.

But they do like good beers - I'll have a Newcastle and a Guinness, please.
You know that at one point Steve is going to find that post don't you? And you know that it's going to start all over again: the poems, the flowers, the desperate phone calls in the small hours of the morning... You just gave him hope while it took me months to finally convince him to go look for disgusting love somewhere else!
You've just revealed all your filthiest fantasies. You wish you had my affections instead of my derisive laughter. You are a sick man, and you should not be allowed to use guns or bombs or tanks and stuff like that.
Ah, yeah, and I almost forgot the denial phase...
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Welcomer to the show new girl. I'll take Mount Gay on ice please.
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Rocks on the rocks , and put it in a dirty glass
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thre nu go all! Drinks on me! Cheers! I'm flying!
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is that a gremlin i see on the wing?
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calx wrote:is that a gremlin i see on the wing?
Watch yourself, Shatner!
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ha!
Watch "The Money Masters" on youtube and read "The Creature From Jekyll Island" by G. Edward Griffin to unveil the true enemy.

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How many days has this bender turned into?
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Hardcore Stig wrote: Mount Gay on ice
Too ... many...jokes...
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FNZ wrote:
Hardcore Stig wrote: Mount Gay on ice
Too ... many...jokes...
Not...enough...Rum. Pusser's rocks, please. Welcome, new girl.
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Welcome! You know, you've got more posts than me and I never actually made an introduction thread... at least, I don't remember making one.

Anyway, I'll have a double Knob Creek, neat. Hope you're doing well and drinking!
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I'll go ahead and take a Yuengling. That shouldn't be difficult, depending on where you live. I need it quick though, so I can get through the rest of this McCain speech.
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cloud8 wrote:
FNZ wrote:
Hardcore Stig wrote: Mount Gay on ice
Too ... many...jokes...
Not...enough...Rum. Pusser's rocks, please. Welcome, new girl.
Oh hellz yeah...i likey me some drunk hot nun's.
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