Best night of the week for a drunkard to get drunk?
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Re: Best night of the week for a drunkard to get drunk?
Only the days that end in "Y".
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waahoohah
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Re: Best night of the week for a drunkard to get drunk?
Stand on the gas
count ONE, TWO!
get off the clutch
(never mind the burning smell, you're leaving it behind...)
A good time to shift is just before the engine goes BWWAAAHHHH, BWWAAAHHHH, BUH-BUH-BUHHHH-HHHUUUUHHH! And then blows up.
Wait, what was this about?
count ONE, TWO!
get off the clutch
(never mind the burning smell, you're leaving it behind...)
A good time to shift is just before the engine goes BWWAAAHHHH, BWWAAAHHHH, BUH-BUH-BUHHHH-HHHUUUUHHH! And then blows up.
Wait, what was this about?
"Beginner's luck is only possible if you try."
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DeeboCools
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Re: Best night of the week for a drunkard to get drunk?
THIS GODDAMN MONKEY KNOWS HOW TO SPACE TRAVEL. WHY'D OBAMA STOP THE MONKEY SPACE PROGRUM?waahoohah wrote:Stand on the gas
count ONE, TWO!
get off the clutch
(never mind the burning smell, you're leaving it behind...)
A good time to shift is just before the engine goes BWWAAAHHHH, BWWAAAHHHH, BUH-BUH-BUHHHH-HHHUUUUHHH! And then blows up.
Wait, what was this about?
"S0briety diminishes, discriminates, and says no; drunkenness expands, unites, and says yes." -William James
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John Barleycorn
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Re: Best night of the week for a drunkard to get drunk?
OP has asked us a trick question. The correct answer is always "tonight".
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JimLahey
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Re: Best night of the week for a drunkard to get drunk?
That's so true.John Barleycorn wrote:OP has asked us a trick question. The correct answer is always "tonight".
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ThirstyDrunk
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Re: Best night of the week for a drunkard to get drunk?
Fuckin monkey drinks full bore too.DeeboCools wrote:THIS GODDAMN MONKEY KNOWS HOW TO SPACE TRAVEL. WHY'D OBAMA STOP THE MONKEY SPACE PROGRUM?waahoohah wrote:Stand on the gas
count ONE, TWO!
get off the clutch
(never mind the burning smell, you're leaving it behind...)
A good time to shift is just before the engine goes BWWAAAHHHH, BWWAAAHHHH, BUH-BUH-BUHHHH-HHHUUUUHHH! And then blows up.
Wait, what was this about?
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought