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Cans or bottles?
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Re: Cans or bottles?
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Re: Cans or bottles?
there's always easy way out in conversation isn't there?peetie44 wrote:Oh, shut yo mouth!Cliffie S. Bockerson wrote:kegs.
Re: Cans or bottles?
Cans are light when empty, crushable, stackable and all round easier to deal with - so are good for quantity. Better beers tend to come in bottles though.
Plus, 'cans' also means boobs of which I am very much in favour.
Plus, 'cans' also means boobs of which I am very much in favour.
Re: Cans or bottles?
+ opening a can gives better sound imotomodon wrote:Cans are light when empty, crushable, stackable and all round easier to deal with - so are good for quantity. Better beers tend to come in bottles though.
Plus, 'cans' also means boobs of which I am very much in favour.
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A guy who can lift a keg with one hand...if you knew Cliffie, you might dig the humor.Bur wrote:there's always easy way out in conversation isn't there?peetie44 wrote:Oh, shut yo mouth!Cliffie S. Bockerson wrote:kegs.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
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Re: Cans or bottles?
empty bottles make much better weapons than empty cans.
Stupid should hurt.
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Conversely, you can playfully throw empty cans at friends and family members. You try that with a bottle and suddenly you're considered a real shitheel.Wingman wrote:empty bottles make much better weapons than empty cans.
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That's a great post. Now I really want to try throwing a bottle at someone in a "playful manner" and see how they react.John Barleycorn wrote:Conversely, you can playfully throw empty cans at friends and family members. You try that with a bottle and suddenly you're considered a real shitheel.Wingman wrote:empty bottles make much better weapons than empty cans.
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God created barrels for a reason.
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Re: Cans or bottles?
Pretty much this. If I'm drinking cheap I'll get cans. A lot of times I'll pour it into a glass anyway cus I drink a lot faster from a glass.Resident Asshole wrote:They don't make most good micros in cans, so bottles for me.
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Pabst comes in a very neat and handleable square pack of 30 cans. And the empty containers are great wallpaper.
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i'm in.JimLahey wrote: That's a great post. Now I really want to try throwing a bottle at someone in a "playful manner" and see how they react.
Stupid should hurt.
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Re: Cans or bottles?
I haven't busted one by the pool yet, but why take the chance? It's bottles during adult swim, and cans when there are kids running around.peetie44 wrote:And, if you have an in-ground pool and patio, you'll appreciate the lack of emergency room visits for you and your guests from broken glass boo-boos.
I do like the sound of bottles hitting the pile in the recycle bin.
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Where is this beautiful, wonderful vending machine?????Wingman wrote:also, they don't make 30-packs of bottles. for the weight reasons, i assume. which brings up the environmental impact. cans cost less to transport the same amount of beer. not that i wouldn't drink it if it was wrapped in baby-seal fur, but still.
ooh, and less likely to break. very important.
i think you can get whiskey in a can, too, though i've only ever had the beam and cola from a vending machine. that was nasty, but only because they used cheap cola.
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Re: Cans or bottles?
Cans just win overall
- Space and stackability
- Easy to crush and dispose of (or if you're thrifty like me, save and scrap 'em ... for more cans!)
- Cheaper
- Pocketable
- Space and stackability
- Easy to crush and dispose of (or if you're thrifty like me, save and scrap 'em ... for more cans!)
- Cheaper
- Pocketable
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