can't believe no one said edge of a table yet.
Also, that ring is cool. I think if I ever lose a hand I'll have it replaced with a cupholder.
Opening a beer bottle without an opener
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"S0briety diminishes, discriminates, and says no; drunkenness expands, unites, and says yes." -William James
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think we got it, now....DeeboCools wrote:Fixed that for yaWingman wrote:my girl came with a bottle attached.
Stupid should hurt.
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Pocket knife. I always have mine.
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Edge of the table is cool, but most people don't appreciate having their furniture treated that way. I used to keep a bottle opener on my keychain, but I misplace my keys too often to put my bottle opener at risk like that. I really like the coke openers you can mount near the fridge. Without an opener, I like to use another bottle. Some say this leaves the problem of having only one bottle left. I think that if you have only one bottle left, it's more important to worry about getting more beer than how to open that last one. It's also a convenient excuse to always grab two beers at once at a party.
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Or you can just hang out all night with a big bottle of whiskey in your hand! That always leads to an adventure.John Barleycorn wrote: It's also a convenient excuse to always grab two beers at once at a party.
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According to my theory, girls always find you more attractive when you have big bottle of whiskey in your hand.
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I will have to agree with that, or at least hope it's true.Mr Boozificator wrote:According to my theory, girls always find you more attractive when you have big bottle of whiskey in your hand.
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Oh, I also have a credit card sized steel bottle opener on a 18" chain that I can hang around my neck. It's a fancy affair with "Shiner" stamped on it.
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learn to smoke. if you can't do that, make friends with someone who has more guts than you.
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I have openers everywhere but I am well versed in the art of opening a beer in any scenario
IF YOU CANT OEPEN YOUR OWN BEER YOU DONT DESERVE TO DRINK IT !
IF YOU CANT OEPEN YOUR OWN BEER YOU DONT DESERVE TO DRINK IT !
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That is a very cruel thing to say to Screwball: after all it's not his fault if both his hands are continually up the ass of some random animal. Oh, wait, it's actually the opposite.EuroSlave wrote:I have openers everywhere but I am well versed in the art of opening a beer in any scenario
IF YOU CANT OEPEN YOUR OWN BEER YOU DONT DESERVE TO DRINK IT !
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Cans, man.. Look at those cans..
Last night at a house party, I used a butter knife to open bottles. Some redneck said in his drawl accent, "How'd you do that?"
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Last night at a house party, I used a butter knife to open bottles. Some redneck said in his drawl accent, "How'd you do that?"
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Re: Opening a beer bottle without an opener
Bic lighter man. I've watched peopletry todo itwith weqk ass wrists. aimn't happendding.
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Dunno any of the "tricks", never needed to try them. I open beer bottle caps with my teeth easily and don't even have an opener in my room/car to be honest.
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I've seen a guy loose some of his teeth doing that once, you gotta knock that shit off.Tariel wrote:Dunno any of the "tricks", never needed to try them. I open beer bottle caps with my teeth easily and don't even have an opener in my room/car to be honest.