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Re: MDM New Year's Eve Party

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wife's done fer. claimed she felt like she had cement in her veins. now it' just me and the cuervo. and the beer. and the cocktails. and the dog & cat.
it's all good in the woods, nobody hears me when i scream.

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Re: MDM New Year's Eve Party

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on a side note; i bought my hbe gift today. will i send it in the next six weeks? i hope so but sometimes i gets distracted, what with the drinking and all.
it's all good in the woods, nobody hears me when i scream.

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Re: MDM New Year's Eve Party

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ThirstyDrunk wrote:Folded sweaters are very conducive to urination.
Apparently, this hypothesis holds true. Much to the chagrine of this particular scientist.

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Re: MDM New Year's Eve Party

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treetop wrote:wife's done fer. claimed she felt like she had cement in her veins. now it' just me and the cuervo. and the beer. and the cocktails. and the dog & cat.

Wife: not drinking. Kids: Beddy Bye. Dog: walked. Chilidawg: Not yet through enough cups. Skitter done!

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Re: MDM New Year's Eve Party

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Around here: M. Drinking and cooking and planning on saying "HELLO!!" to the neighbors with a .357 S&W(not yet but soon). Dogs doing better but still freaked. Me, I B Drinking the Sailor and Bud.



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Re: MDM New Year's Eve Party

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What's a new years celebration without a little gunfire?
I may just break out the SKS
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought

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Re: MDM New Year's Eve Party

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ThirstyDrunk wrote:What's a new years celebration without a little gunfire?
I may just break out the SKS
Yeah, but she aint talking about firing the gun vertically, but horizonally.

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Re: MDM New Year's Eve Party

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Having come back from th loacl im hammered so far
Proverbs 31:6&7

"Pain is sometimes the price of laughter."-Oggar

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And afterwords we can run amok! Or if you're too tired, we can walk amok.

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Re: MDM New Year's Eve Party

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So far, so good.

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Re: MDM New Year's Eve Party

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How's her aim?
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought

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Re: MDM New Year's Eve Party

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Pretty good. She shot a gnat's nuts off the last time she was pissed.

She is why I wear a bullet-proof cup.

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Re: MDM New Year's Eve Party

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Was she aiming for it's nuts? Damn that s pretty good.
Yeah I'd take away her bullets if I were you.
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought

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Re: MDM New Year's Eve Party

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How tha fuck do you do that? She's got the fuckin' gun!



Me and the fuzzy critters are gonna hide in the basement when the shit goes down.

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Re: MDM New Year's Eve Party

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Wife's birthday is NewYear'sDay. Front page of paper in 1961 and everything. She's out now. Waking her up in a few hours.
Proverbs 31:6&7

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Re: MDM New Year's Eve Party

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Wait a fucking second....


Where the fuck did my basement go?

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