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TheBigCasino wrote:That was one of the greatest drinking experiences of my life. I think of it often.

there are people who you may never meet, that know who you guys are, because I told them of that experience.
there are bars out here where your money is no good, because I told 'em about how great drinking out in MO was.

There are some days that are just perfect, thanks again.
Are you a cop, Casino?

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BBoozer wrote:
TheBigCasino wrote:That was one of the greatest drinking experiences of my life. I think of it often.

there are people who you may never meet, that know who you guys are, because I told them of that experience.
there are bars out here where your money is no good, because I told 'em about how great drinking out in MO was.

There are some days that are just perfect, thanks again.
Are you a cop, Casino?
Yep.
BMMS is wrong.

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Judge wrote:I had a cop say to me one time in Rochester at 8 in the morning, "did you remember me making you drink water last night?" Apparently I needing tending to. He also brought me food in order to get my heart restarted.

Or was that a teacher from the Bronx? I can't (obviously) remember.
Casino obviously needs to be meme-ified.
TheBigCasino wrote:That was one of the greatest drinking experiences of my life. I think of it often.
My only regret is how long it's been without a encore.

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TheBigCasino wrote:
BBoozer wrote:
TheBigCasino wrote:That was one of the greatest drinking experiences of my life. I think of it often.

there are people who you may never meet, that know who you guys are, because I told them of that experience.
there are bars out here where your money is no good, because I told 'em about how great drinking out in MO was.

There are some days that are just perfect, thanks again.
Are you a cop, Casino?
Yep.
Well, cheers to you. From what I've read of you, you seem to be a very nice guy.

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i love cops. when we have to put out a fire, they keep the civilians away. plus, they show us where dangerous gas leaks are.

that reminds me, TBC, are you a blue canary, or a brown thrasher (city or county)?
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BBoozer wrote:
Well, cheers to you. From what I've read of you, you seem to be a very nice guy.
Thanks! Cheers to you as well!
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Wingman wrote:i love cops. when we have to put out a fire, they keep the civilians away. plus, they show us where dangerous gas leaks are.

that reminds me, TBC, are you a blue canary, or a brown thrasher (city or county)?
State, I'm actually fearful of the nickname that one will elicit
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TheBigCasino wrote:
Wingman wrote:i love cops. when we have to put out a fire, they keep the civilians away. plus, they show us where dangerous gas leaks are.

that reminds me, TBC, are you a blue canary, or a brown thrasher (city or county)?
State, I'm actually fearful of the nickname that one will elicit
hmmm...well, your uniform looks like our county guys, except with cooler hats. just don't go getting yourself killed, and we won't have to worry about what to call you.

why did god invent cops? because firemen need heroes, too.
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I'm a cop and I'm cool!
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Me too!
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ScurvyDog wrote:I'm a cop and I'm cool!
Of course you are, dear.
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Just yesterday there was a story in the news about a guy who was impersonating an officer, pulling people over. He made the mistake of pulling over a REAL cop. The cop said it was pretty obvious he was a fake because the guy was DOING IT ALL WRONG.
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I had one sheriff act like a complete asshole to me. He chased me all the way from Texas to Georgia. He was a crazy sumbitch.
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BeerMakesMeSmart wrote:I had one sheriff act like a complete asshole to me. He chased me all the way from Texas to Georgia. He was a crazy sumbitch.
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