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Mr. Viking wrote:legalise small scale distilling
places selling food must sell booze
Move to France. First round is on me.
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Mr Boozificator wrote:
Mr. Viking wrote:legalise small scale distilling
places selling food must sell booze
Move to France. First round is on me.
I am considering it, if I get my degree in Physics, to work in a nuclear power plant. Suppose I would have to learn to speak French again, though
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the french love their pour nucleurrrrrrrrrrrre. or however they spell that.

anywho, here's a thought: a drinking liscense. or however you spell that. like driving or fishing or whatnot, but instead of game wardens and patrolmen, the bartenders/maids get to both apply and revoke "points." discuss.
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frankennietzsche wrote:"Do what thou will shall be the whole of the law"
Well, I do it, but then I have to spend valuable time regretting it.
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Wingman wrote:the french love their pour nucleurrrrrrrrrrrre. or however they spell that.

anywho, here's a thought: a drinking liscense. or however you spell that. like driving or fishing or whatnot, but instead of game wardens and patrolmen, the bartenders/maids get to both apply and revoke "points." discuss.
I'd probably have lost mine already
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frankennietzsche wrote:"Do what thou will shall be the whole of the law"
Hmmm...Let's start with going back in time and killing Crowley before he started spouting shite.
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Palinka wrote:
frankennietzsche wrote:"Do what thou will shall be the whole of the law"
Hmmm...Let's start with going back in time and killing Crowley before he started spouting shite.
New law: Thou shalt not commit murder in time travelling that will affect Ozzy.
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frankennietzsche wrote:
Palinka wrote:
frankennietzsche wrote:"Do what thou will shall be the whole of the law"
Hmmm...Let's start with going back in time and killing Crowley before he started spouting shite.
New law: Thou shalt not commit murder in time travelling that will affect Ozzy.
No time traveling. What the fuck is wrong with you damn drunks? Simple laws you assholes. Let's not tamper with the Laws of Nature and or the Universe. For the love of all that is Holy(Hooch), the world as we know it could cease to exist you fucking retards.
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Wingman wrote: the bartenders/maids get to both apply and revoke "points." discuss.
What do you mean revoke "points", What for? Ordering a poofy cocktail?

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EuroSlave wrote:
Wingman wrote: the bartenders/maids get to both apply and revoke "points." discuss.
What do you mean revoke "points", What for? Ordering a poofy cocktail?
for instance, yeah. i know, way too complicated.
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Patchez wrote: No time traveling. What the fuck is wrong with you damn drunks? Simple laws you assholes. Let's not tamper with the Laws of Nature and or the Universe. For the love of all that is Holy(Hooch), the world as we know it could cease to exist you fucking retards.
This!

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Shane's Dentist wrote:
Patchez wrote: No time traveling. What the fuck is wrong with you damn drunks? Simple laws you assholes. Let's not tamper with the Laws of Nature and or the Universe. For the love of all that is Holy(Hooch), the world as we know it could cease to exist you fucking retards.
This!
I seriously have no recollection of making that post.
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Patchez wrote:
Shane's Dentist wrote:
Patchez wrote: No time traveling. What the fuck is wrong with you damn drunks? Simple laws you assholes. Let's not tamper with the Laws of Nature and or the Universe. For the love of all that is Holy(Hooch), the world as we know it could cease to exist you fucking retards.
This!
I seriously have no recollection of making that post.
that just means you meant it more
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