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Those laws we'd like to see implemented.
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I am considering it, if I get my degree in Physics, to work in a nuclear power plant. Suppose I would have to learn to speak French again, thoughMr Boozificator wrote:Move to France. First round is on me.Mr. Viking wrote:legalise small scale distilling
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Re: Those laws we'd like to see implemented.
the french love their pour nucleurrrrrrrrrrrre. or however they spell that.
anywho, here's a thought: a drinking liscense. or however you spell that. like driving or fishing or whatnot, but instead of game wardens and patrolmen, the bartenders/maids get to both apply and revoke "points." discuss.
anywho, here's a thought: a drinking liscense. or however you spell that. like driving or fishing or whatnot, but instead of game wardens and patrolmen, the bartenders/maids get to both apply and revoke "points." discuss.
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"Do what thou will shall be the whole of the law"
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Well, I do it, but then I have to spend valuable time regretting it.frankennietzsche wrote:"Do what thou will shall be the whole of the law"
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I'd probably have lost mine alreadyWingman wrote:the french love their pour nucleurrrrrrrrrrrre. or however they spell that.
anywho, here's a thought: a drinking liscense. or however you spell that. like driving or fishing or whatnot, but instead of game wardens and patrolmen, the bartenders/maids get to both apply and revoke "points." discuss.
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Hmmm...Let's start with going back in time and killing Crowley before he started spouting shite.frankennietzsche wrote:"Do what thou will shall be the whole of the law"
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New law: Thou shalt not commit murder in time travelling that will affect Ozzy.Palinka wrote:Hmmm...Let's start with going back in time and killing Crowley before he started spouting shite.frankennietzsche wrote:"Do what thou will shall be the whole of the law"
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"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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No time traveling. What the fuck is wrong with you damn drunks? Simple laws you assholes. Let's not tamper with the Laws of Nature and or the Universe. For the love of all that is Holy(Hooch), the world as we know it could cease to exist you fucking retards.frankennietzsche wrote:New law: Thou shalt not commit murder in time travelling that will affect Ozzy.Palinka wrote:Hmmm...Let's start with going back in time and killing Crowley before he started spouting shite.frankennietzsche wrote:"Do what thou will shall be the whole of the law"
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What do you mean revoke "points", What for? Ordering a poofy cocktail?Wingman wrote: the bartenders/maids get to both apply and revoke "points." discuss.
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for instance, yeah. i know, way too complicated.EuroSlave wrote:What do you mean revoke "points", What for? Ordering a poofy cocktail?Wingman wrote: the bartenders/maids get to both apply and revoke "points." discuss.
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This!Patchez wrote: No time traveling. What the fuck is wrong with you damn drunks? Simple laws you assholes. Let's not tamper with the Laws of Nature and or the Universe. For the love of all that is Holy(Hooch), the world as we know it could cease to exist you fucking retards.
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I seriously have no recollection of making that post.Shane's Dentist wrote:This!Patchez wrote: No time traveling. What the fuck is wrong with you damn drunks? Simple laws you assholes. Let's not tamper with the Laws of Nature and or the Universe. For the love of all that is Holy(Hooch), the world as we know it could cease to exist you fucking retards.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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that just means you meant it morePatchez wrote:I seriously have no recollection of making that post.Shane's Dentist wrote:This!Patchez wrote: No time traveling. What the fuck is wrong with you damn drunks? Simple laws you assholes. Let's not tamper with the Laws of Nature and or the Universe. For the love of all that is Holy(Hooch), the world as we know it could cease to exist you fucking retards.
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