Brother you don't know the half of it. It's a 5 hour drive back from there to here at home. It took 9. I'm now at home, I don't have my truck (it's 3 hours back with a blown spark plug/coil issue). Crystal doesn't have her purse, ID, phone, etc..There was an incident involving me, the police, some young punks at the bar, threats of violence by me on some unsuspecting kid, blackouts, credit card foo, sitting in the median on I-5 for 2 plus hours, multiple CHP interactions, a corrupt tow truck driver, roaches in the hotel, multiple shots of Beam, chasing Crystal around the hotel, filing a missing persons report on her, the hunt for booze shops, making toasts at the wake, telling stories at the funeral that made the pastor uncomfortable, making fun of the two fat chicks with their skinny friend with Hatchetface's face leaving the bar at midnight ( I suggested that they go back in for till closing-they might have better luck-Ruiner said I'd not post that but I just did) making fun of the two dudes puking in the bushes then trying to decide if they should drive home, Crystal getting lost in a Steakhouse-she couldn't find the bar where we were eating for about 20 minutes.
Yes, it was a weekend that capped a really shitty week. And it's only Saturday.