Getting gifts for dry people.
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Re: Getting gifts for dry people.
Pants! Oh wait, they seldom lose these. Pet manatee perhaps?
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Re: Getting gifts for dry people.
You'd keep it for yourself.Bur wrote:Pants! Oh wait, they seldom lose these. Pet manatee perhaps?
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Re: Getting gifts for dry people.
Fair enough. But it's the idea that counts, yes?booznik wrote:You'd keep it for yourself.Bur wrote:Pants! Oh wait, they seldom lose these. Pet manatee perhaps?
Re: Getting gifts for dry people.
An empty keg.
They can sit on it, build a table from it, put it in the front yard on halloween, or just use it as an empty keg
They can sit on it, build a table from it, put it in the front yard on halloween, or just use it as an empty keg
Drink!
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Re: Getting gifts for dry people.
Get them a gift card to the local booze emporium with the reminder to those people that don't drink. "When you get up in the morning, that's as good as you are going to feel all day long."
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Re: Getting gifts for dry people.
Just gift them your favorite booze drink and then when you go visit you know they will have something for you to drink.
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Re: Getting gifts for dry people.
That is a flash of pure brilliance.ThirstyDrunk wrote:Just gift them your favorite booze drink and then when you go visit you know they will have something for you to drink.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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Re: Getting gifts for dry people.
Indeed I believe thirsty ought to be honorary doctor in everything.Patchez wrote:That is a flash of pure brilliance.ThirstyDrunk wrote:Just gift them your favorite booze drink and then when you go visit you know they will have something for you to drink.
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Re: Getting gifts for dry people.
...And warn them that you may come knocking on their door when they are asleep at 10:30 PM (when you can't remember where you hid the emergency back-up bottle or three...
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Re: Getting gifts for dry people.
You brilliant son of a bitch. It's long overdue but that's the way I will go about it next year. Thanks Thirsticus.ThirstyDrunk wrote:Just gift them your favorite booze drink and then when you go visit you know they will have something for you to drink.
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Re: Getting gifts for dry people.
If anyone receives twitter alerts from FKR you already know the answer to this question. If not, just go to the MDM store and find the brand new dry t-shirt. Sorry I can't link it as my interwebs do not allow.
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Re: Getting gifts for dry people.
Excellent. Carrie Nation would approve, and the joke's on her.Resident Asshole wrote:If anyone receives twitter alerts from FKR you already know the answer to this question. If not, just go to the MDM store and find the brand new dry t-shirt. Sorry I can't link it as my interwebs do not allow.
"Booznik. Smooth, classy and manatee-like." --Bur
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo