I abso-fuking-lutely LOVE hangovers!
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Re: I abso-fuking-lutely LOVE hangovers!
wuold you all queit down im on the couch today with a hedacke and all all this talkign isnt hepling my head
"If it feels good do it again, if it still feels good you're doing it right"
Re: I abso-fuking-lutely LOVE hangovers!
Eh drink on like us normal people doDivaBitch wrote:wuold you all queit down im on the couch today with a hedacke and all all this talkign isnt hepling my head
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i worked an then got sooo shit face d....famos last words......nerver againoettinger wrote:Eh drink on like us normal people doDivaBitch wrote:wuold you all queit down im on the couch today with a hedacke and all all this talkign isnt hepling my head
"If it feels good do it again, if it still feels good you're doing it right"
Re: I abso-fuking-lutely LOVE hangovers!
Dude!
Check this out :
http://www.drunkard.com/bbs/viewtopic.p ... 3#p1129453
Did me mention that me doesn`t feels shitty anymore every morning?
Check this out :
http://www.drunkard.com/bbs/viewtopic.p ... 3#p1129453
Did me mention that me doesn`t feels shitty anymore every morning?
Drink!
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Re: I abso-fuking-lutely LOVE hangovers!
I guess you just haven't tried to embrace the pain so far. Bathe in the pool of brain-eater evil spirits, give yourself in to the torturous little inquisitors in your head, THEN you'll be able to see what you really are, their numerous tricks one can not imagine will open your mind up to remember that shitty who-knows-what-and-why cocktail and the hundredth glass of cheap table wine that you shouldn't have drunk the night before, where you should've stopped, why you didn't, and why you won't ever. You'll remember that peace and joy you are entitled to have, to whom you can go back any time you choose to. Even if you already know about next morning's suffering. It's called the circle of life.NYDingbat wrote:There is something wrong with you people. There is NOTHING to love about a hangover. Unless, perhaps, your hangovers are pusillanimous milquetoasts compared to mine.
I have a headache that can seemingly only be remedied by blasting a hole in my skull.
I yak until the sun goes down.
I shun light more vigorously than a vampire.
Tell me again how deeeeelightful hangovers are. Your hangovers are clearly pussies.
Luckily, my body has given up on trying to teach me a lesson and has stopped giving me hangovers. Goooooood body.
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Re: I abso-fuking-lutely LOVE hangovers!
yuo got to love the dry heeves thuogh
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I do enjoy hangovers when i am at work. I usually get that "i don't give fuck about anything" mood which helps a lot. Whatever i may do. That's why i don't have many fans.
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Re: I abso-fuking-lutely LOVE hangovers!
yah know everytime i get a hangover now i think i've finally shut down my liver, then after a lot of water i have a beer, and repeat the cycle
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water is the way to not get a hagnover, one drink one wter.......it keeps me going thuogh the night at work
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Nothing like finishing a VERY drunken California gig at @2am PDT and leaving for the airport at @5am to make a @12hr, 8am flight to Europe.
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I would be worried about some organ that you`ve never noticed before suddenly initiating the fire-alarm, not the livergivemesomepils wrote:yah know everytime i get a hangover now i think i've finally shut down my liver, then after a lot of water i have a beer, and repeat the cycle
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isnt drinking a lot good for yuor kidnees to keep them flushed outoettinger wrote:I would be worried about some organ that you`ve never noticed before suddenly initiating the fire-alarm, not the livergivemesomepils wrote:yah know everytime i get a hangover now i think i've finally shut down my liver, then after a lot of water i have a beer, and repeat the cycle
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Those leftover Ryder Cups provide HUGE hangover opportunities in the mixed vodka/champagne/chimp's nipple sector.
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Re: I abso-fuking-lutely LOVE hangovers!
Do I love my hangovers? Im not sure that I have ever thought about that. For me, that nauseous stomach, head hurting, body aching feeling has been a normal morning for me so long as I can remember. Coffee, nicotine, and a strong bloody mary always seem to bring my head down from the clouds so that I can start to function. While I do agree, pain does make you feel alive...and a hangover, well that reassures me that I have successfully conquered the previous day. Working hungover/drunk does to some degree improve productivity because why would anyone want to work undrunk???? So yes, I guess I do love my hangover. We all do, or else why would we continue to drink knowing tomorrows going to be rough?
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