"Thirsty Drunk" cited in bibliography

[ThirstyDrunk]

I'll post it here. I am drunk anyways.
Each time you have a drink, please drink for me. It's been a whole lot of work on awdful fuckers and endless idioits.
I hate the fact that Ican't kick back and relax. I want to move in with Sam (thirsty's dog) and we can rzlax and pee in the garden.
Let's talk about the garden, the Garden of Madness: Very cold absynthe (or green alcoholic stuff) poured slowly in some random room temperature brown lickor and two drops of lemon. Watch them blossom; Boom, it's done. Drink it for me.

There are certain tell-tale signs in this post that assure an acceptable level of drunkenness. Well done sir.

[Patchez]

I'll post it here. I am drunk anyways.
Each time you have a drink, please drink for me. It's been a whole lot of work on awdful fuckers and endless idioits.
I hate the fact that Ican't kick back and relax. I want to move in with Sam (thirsty's dog) and we can rzlax and pee in the garden.
Let's talk about the garden, the Garden of Madness: Very cold absynthe (or green alcoholic stuff) poured slowly in some random room temperature brown lickor and two drops of lemon. Watch them blossom; Boom, it's done. Drink it for me.

I've sent word through the French Consulate here in the States, and I quote, "Give Boozy a fucking break. Everyone needs time to decompress from fuckwits and idiots. Oh, and give him some good wine as a thank you."

[Mr Boozificator]

I'll post it here. I am drunk anyways.
Each time you have a drink, please drink for me. It's been a whole lot of work on awdful fuckers and endless idioits.
I hate the fact that Ican't kick back and relax. I want to move in with Sam (thirsty's dog) and we can rzlax and pee in the garden.
Let's talk about the garden, the Garden of Madness: Very cold absynthe (or green alcoholic stuff) poured slowly in some random room temperature brown lickor and two drops of lemon. Watch them blossom; Boom, it's done. Drink it for me.

I've sent word through the French Consulate here in the States, and I quote, "Give Boozy a fucking break. Everyone needs time to decompress from fuckwits and idiots. Oh, and give him some good wine as a thank you."

I am not of the emotional kind but I'll still drink a lot to that.
Thank you my friend.

[Artful Drunktective]

I'll post it here. I am drunk anyways.
Each time you have a drink, please drink for me. It's been a whole lot of work on awdful fuckers and endless idioits.
I hate the fact that Ican't kick back and relax. I want to move in with Sam (thirsty's dog) and we can rzlax and pee in the garden.
Let's talk about the garden, the Garden of Madness: Very cold absynthe (or green alcoholic stuff) poured slowly in some random room temperature brown lickor and two drops of lemon. Watch them blossom; Boom, it's done. Drink it for me.

This is lovely, thank you for sharing. I can envision it. I will have a drink for you. Endless idiots I can never escape from.

I too, would like to relax, pee, move in with Sam, drink liquor and watch things blossom in that garden. Perfect drunkard setting for a happily ever after ending.