Uhh...awkward...Lush City wrote: ↑Sun Jul 16, 2017 10:15 pmI could make you very happy.NYDingbat wrote: ↑Sat Jul 15, 2017 11:38 pmI can't feel clean without a handheld shower head. You fellas may be able to do it, but I can't.ThirstyDrunk wrote: ↑Mon Jul 10, 2017 7:08 pm
You, Sir, need indoor plumbing. I save on paper by having a shower stall right beside the toilet. Get the shower head extension man. There are few things as grand as a blast of warm water on your taint/underscrotal area.
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Gotta concur with the Dingbat here. I hate taking a shower before I'm done shitting for the day. But when I do, that shower head at the end of the hose is my redneck bidet!
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When I jump into the lake, those fambly jewels sizzle.
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Yeah, so is this thread.
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I want your clothes, your booze, and whatever you had for dinner this friday.
Throw it up now!
Throw it up now!
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The other day I made an ersatz burrito. I had made a bolognese - I slapped that fancy sauce on to a tortilla, added some jalapenos - from our garden - hot sauce, cilantro, multiple festive cheeses and plopped a dollop of sour cream on the side, et voila! - or whatever the Spanish equivalent of that is - a burrrrrritooooooo!!ThirstyDrunk wrote: ↑Mon Jul 10, 2017 7:03 pmI have mentioned before that every drunkard should keep a pack of tortilllas in the house. You can put almost anything in one and eat it with one hand. Hash would be good. Some more recent ones I remember (or deduced from the kitchen mess): Mac n cheese, potato salad, hot dogs and chili sauce. Pizza roll burrito was great but it burnt the shit outta the roof of my mouth.
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Jalapeño and cilantro are your friends. And they love festive cheeses.
Challenge - engineer a burrito that can be used as a fat swizzle stick in a very large bloody mary.
Challenge - engineer a burrito that can be used as a fat swizzle stick in a very large bloody mary.
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NYDingbat wrote: ↑Sat Jul 29, 2017 8:09 amThe other day I made an ersatz burrito. I had made a bolognese - I slapped that fancy sauce on to a tortilla, added some jalapenos - from our garden - hot sauce, cilantro, multiple festive cheeses and plopped a dollop of sour cream on the side, et voila! - or whatever the Spanish equivalent of that is - a burrrrrritooooooo!!ThirstyDrunk wrote: ↑Mon Jul 10, 2017 7:03 pmI have mentioned before that every drunkard should keep a pack of tortilllas in the house. You can put almost anything in one and eat it with one hand. Hash would be good. Some more recent ones I remember (or deduced from the kitchen mess): Mac n cheese, potato salad, hot dogs and chili sauce. Pizza roll burrito was great but it burnt the shit outta the roof of my mouth.
That sounds freaking amazing actually. Especially the fresh jalapenos.
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I have restocked my napkin supply, I currently have on hand as many napkins as my local Taco Bell, I have only had to eat two of them tonight, one Jameson flavored, one Jim Beam Devils Cut flavored, I love each and every one of you, in a very real and physical manner, in your butts.
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I'm envious. You have a well balanced diet.ThirstyDrunk wrote: ↑Sat Sep 09, 2017 10:16 pmI have restocked my napkin supply, I currently have on hand as many napkins as my local Taco Bell, I have only had to eat two of them tonight, one Jameson flavored, one Jim Beam Devils Cut flavored, I love each and every one of you, in a very real and physical manner, in your butts.
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Me too. I wonder if they are two-ply for extra absorption?Lush City wrote: ↑Sat Sep 09, 2017 11:43 pmI'm envious. You have a well balanced diet.ThirstyDrunk wrote: ↑Sat Sep 09, 2017 10:16 pmI have restocked my napkin supply, I currently have on hand as many napkins as my local Taco Bell, I have only had to eat two of them tonight, one Jameson flavored, one Jim Beam Devils Cut flavored, I love each and every one of you, in a very real and physical manner, in your butts.
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You mean like "supersoaker"Artful Detective wrote: ↑Sun Sep 10, 2017 12:09 amMe too. I wonder if they are two-ply for extra absorption?Lush City wrote: ↑Sat Sep 09, 2017 11:43 pmI'm envious. You have a well balanced diet.ThirstyDrunk wrote: ↑Sat Sep 09, 2017 10:16 pmI have restocked my napkin supply, I currently have on hand as many napkins as my local Taco Bell, I have only had to eat two of them tonight, one Jameson flavored, one Jim Beam Devils Cut flavored, I love each and every one of you, in a very real and physical manner, in your butts.
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it's a fucking taco bell napkin wtf
can soak up minor spills
is edible
check
can soak up minor spills
is edible
check
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Taco Bell has themselves an all around quality napkin, no doubt about it. But for those heavy duty quicker picker upper tasks around the house (MD 20/20 spills, vomit, prostitute blood, etc), I prefer the blue paper shams you can get by the stack from your local gas station. BP and Shell are at the top of their game here. Unfortunately they have no packets of hot sauce to pillage.
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