Any Hotties out there?
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- Badfellow
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Re: Any Hotties out there?
Well, this isn't really a dating site. But I did bury my second, fourth and fifth ex-wives here. The next drink is on me if you can guess where. Hint- don't look under the Shed.
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- ThirstyBirdy
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Re: Any Hotties out there?
Don't patronize me you bastard!
And i will not answer loaded questions..
But glasses up if you want... Drinks on me...
And i will not answer loaded questions..
But glasses up if you want... Drinks on me...
Something's got to be done. We can't go on like this.
I must have some booze. I demand to have some booze!- Withnail
I must have some booze. I demand to have some booze!- Withnail
Re: Any Hotties out there?
Hey baby I'm a femme de la drunxypoo. What do you have to offer a classy gal like me?
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
- ThirstyBirdy
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Re: Any Hotties out there?
A classy gal starts with a kiss... It's always the kiss. That one kiss where you feel the other person's soul vibrate through you.
So here it goes...
"I was walking down the street, and she was radiant, pullumtous, gleaming glory. Mesmerizing beauty of this caliber only happens at the rarity of the moment. " TB thought
The locking of eyes in these two future love birds is seemingly predictable, except in this instance they are interrupted... A car comes barreling onto the sidewalk!
TB jumps to save the girl and knocks her out of the way... Only, TB is unfortunately struck by the car.
As TB lay on the sidewalk, close to death, Nausea quickly hurried kneeling to his side pouring whiskey on his wounds and into his mouth. Knowing his wounds were fatal, she kissed him. ....
TB looks up tp Nausea and says, "Kissing you made my life complete, and today is a beautiful day to die because i met you."
TB breaths his last breath in harmony.
Something's got to be done. We can't go on like this.
I must have some booze. I demand to have some booze!- Withnail
I must have some booze. I demand to have some booze!- Withnail
Re: Any Hotties out there?
Wow. That's super hot. You are turning me on, baby. My hero.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
Re: Any Hotties out there?
I pull your corpse away from the sidewalk, behind the bushes where nobody can see us.
I marvel at your sacrifice -- your sacrifice for me. I take your limp, dead penis and insert it in my vagina.
Death can't stop this lover's embrace. I cum multiple times, leaving your desiccated appendage glazed on the outside with pussy taint juice.
I wish you were here to see it. Maybe you're watching from above. It wouldn't surprise me, for we were meant to be.
I miss you, baby. Cum back.
I marvel at your sacrifice -- your sacrifice for me. I take your limp, dead penis and insert it in my vagina.
Death can't stop this lover's embrace. I cum multiple times, leaving your desiccated appendage glazed on the outside with pussy taint juice.
I wish you were here to see it. Maybe you're watching from above. It wouldn't surprise me, for we were meant to be.
I miss you, baby. Cum back.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
- ThirstyBirdy
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Re: Any Hotties out there?
"Thank you babe for the kiss at my dying side, and more for the whiskey. You're also welcome to my penis for the dying loving embrace. " TB says from above
Something's got to be done. We can't go on like this.
I must have some booze. I demand to have some booze!- Withnail
I must have some booze. I demand to have some booze!- Withnail
- RIPT2.0
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Re: Any Hotties out there?
I hear Huge is looking to hook up.
- Badfellow
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Re: Any Hotties out there?
Badfellow believes that people who refer to themselves in the third person are kinda creepy.
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This forum also contains a "quote" function so that you may easily cite or manipulate the words of others. It works as follows...
Slut. How many baby daddies you got?
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- ThirstyBirdy
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Re: Any Hotties out there?
Classy gal needs classy story.
Modernized version:
So i was on Tinder and like met this gal named Nausea and like we met and like she was hit by a car and like i was like ewww and like i just left like....
Well, 90's version anyway.
Fill my beak with swill you bastards if you must!!!!
Modernized version:
So i was on Tinder and like met this gal named Nausea and like we met and like she was hit by a car and like i was like ewww and like i just left like....
Well, 90's version anyway.
Fill my beak with swill you bastards if you must!!!!
Something's got to be done. We can't go on like this.
I must have some booze. I demand to have some booze!- Withnail
I must have some booze. I demand to have some booze!- Withnail
Re: Any Hotties out there?
I am a classy gal. But I must admit that I have testicles. Is that okay babe?
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
- scream ale
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Re: Any Hotties out there?
This by far one of the strangest threads on here.
- Badfellow
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Re: Any Hotties out there?
Not to mention awkward. I want to feel embarrassed for those involved but it goes against my vow of apathy, so whatever.
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- mistah willies
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Re: Any Hotties out there?
At least the necro stuff appeared heartfelt. Could really get into the gravitas of the last embrace, and flaccid fucking. Oscar™ worthy screenplay, I dare say!
- RIPT2.0
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Re: Any Hotties out there?
That can be taken care of. I hear this guy works cheap.
https://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/flori ... story.html