Russian mail-order brides

Manos · Post by **Manos** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 5:53 pm

Roomie wrote:That's too much commitment for me. Do they have the mailorder bride equivalent of Netflix?

That would be fucking brilliant!

Frankennietzsche · Post by **Frankennietzsche** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 5:57 pm

I bet they all smell of turnips.

Crystal · Post by **Crystal** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 5:59 pm

I'm going to become an american mail-order bride.

Frankennietzsche · Post by **Frankennietzsche** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 6:01 pm

The Sultan of Brunei likes blondes.

Crystal · Post by **Crystal** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 6:08 pm

Frankennietzsche wrote:The Sultan of Brunei likes blondes.

Eh, Why not? He's not terrible-looking, has a gorgeous home, and I can wear comfy garb all day... although i hate covering my head.. not only that, I will be relatively close to Gin and PWD

Stonesfan · Post by **Stonesfan** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 6:33 pm

http://www.ultimatenzsoccer.com/204157b00.jpg

xxx · Post by **xxx** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 6:40 pm

Crystal wrote:
Frankennietzsche wrote:The Sultan of Brunei likes blondes.
Eh, Why not? He's not terrible-looking, has a gorgeous home, and I can wear comfy garb all day... although i hate covering my head.. not only that, I will be relatively close to Gin and PWD

And they are polyamorous. We could do it together.

Stonesfan · Post by **Stonesfan** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 6:41 pm

Schmehrnoff wrote:I dated a guy that married one and it lasted a year. He said it took $150,000.00 to get her here and $25,000.00 to send her back. I marry and asshole for a year for that amount combined if he promises to leave in a year. But here Mrs. Robinson is going the Norway route. *schnickers*

$175,000?

How many cases of Stoli would that be?

Crystal · Post by **Crystal** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 6:41 pm

Schmehrnoff wrote:
Crystal wrote:
Frankennietzsche wrote:The Sultan of Brunei likes blondes.
Eh, Why not? He's not terrible-looking, has a gorgeous home, and I can wear comfy garb all day... although i hate covering my head.. not only that, I will be relatively close to Gin and PWD
And they are polyamorous. We could do it together.

Sounds like a sweet deal.

xxx · Post by **xxx** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 6:48 pm

Stonesfan wrote:
Schmehrnoff wrote:I dated a guy that married one and it lasted a year. He said it took $150,000.00 to get her here and $25,000.00 to send her back. I marry and asshole for a year for that amount combined if he promises to leave in a year. But here Mrs. Robinson is going the Norway route. *schnickers*
$175,000?

How many cases of Stoli would that be?

I'm thinking it may be close to a life time of Smirnoff but only cause my age.

What I really want is that little oriental girl to give me a pedicure and message my calves for about $30.00 while I look down at her cleavage. She is good I watched her numerous times when I took time and $$ to do ceramic nails.

Stonesfan · Post by **Stonesfan** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 7:01 pm

$175,000?

How many cases of Stoli would that be?[/quote]

I'm thinking it may be close to a life time of Smirnoff but only cause my age.[/quote]

Well, Smirnoff is $16.00 for a 1.75 by me so if you divide....

It would be a shitload

Fun thinking about it though

Stonesfan · Post by **Stonesfan** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 7:04 pm

Schmehrnoff wrote:
Stonesfan wrote:
Schmehrnoff wrote:I dated a guy that married one and it lasted a year. He said it took $150,000.00 to get her here and $25,000.00 to send her back. I marry and asshole for a year for that amount combined if he promises to leave in a year. But here Mrs. Robinson is going the Norway route. *schnickers*
$175,000?

How many cases of Stoli would that be?
I'm thinking it may be close to a life time of Smirnoff but only cause my age.

What I really want is that little oriental girl to give me a pedicure and message my calves for about $30.00 while I look down at her cleavage. She is good I watched her numerous times when I took time and $$ to do ceramic nails.

LOL. What is the deal with that Schernie? By where I livein Chicago there is at least 6 of those salons down the street with the Korean girls doing that and they are PACKED all the time

Help me to understand

xxx · Post by **xxx** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 7:10 pm

Stonesfan wrote:
Schmehrnoff wrote:
Stonesfan wrote: $175,000?

How many cases of Stoli would that be?
I'm thinking it may be close to a life time of Smirnoff but only cause my age.

What I really want is that little oriental girl to give me a pedicure and message my calves for about $30.00 while I look down at her cleavage. She is good I watched her numerous times when I took time and $$ to do ceramic nails.
LOL. What is the deal with that Schernie? By where I livein Chicago there is at least 6 of those salons down the street with the Korean girls doing that and they are PACKED all the time

Help me to understand

I think she might slap me because I have reason to believe she is married. But if I can get the X to get the $5,000.00 he owes me I CAN DO IT. I CAN DEW IT.

And maybe I think I can't control myself and she will say no to other things.....................

Grace O'Malley · Post by **Grace O'Malley** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 7:13 pm

Has anyone mentioned mail-order husbands? I'd be up for one...oh, wait, I'm already married. I could stash the new one downstairs.

loves2eatpie · Post by **loves2eatpie** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 8:19 pm

why russin :roll: when you can work it real slow :P