Does anyone here have a drunk superpower?
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Re: Does anyone here have a drunk superpower?
I have a degree in chemical engineering and I often convert alcohol to urine. My favorite pastime actually.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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Re: Does anyone here have a drunk superpower?
Honestly can't decide if my superpower is time travel or teleportation, you guys decide.
Recently I have the power of taking my last shot before closing time and waking up remembering nothing beyond the shot. On my last occasion at the bar, I remember doing a shot of Jameson, then waking up in my living room eight hours later. Then nothing else in between.
Recently I have the power of taking my last shot before closing time and waking up remembering nothing beyond the shot. On my last occasion at the bar, I remember doing a shot of Jameson, then waking up in my living room eight hours later. Then nothing else in between.
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Clear case of drunk to the future. Try drinking back in time, ooooophs difficultStendhal wrote: ↑Fri Jun 17, 2022 11:56 pmHonestly can't decide if my superpower is time travel or teleportation, you guys decide.
Recently I have the power of taking my last shot before closing time and waking up remembering nothing beyond the shot. On my last occasion at the bar, I remember doing a shot of Jameson, then waking up in my living room eight hours later. Then nothing else in between.
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Sounds like you rode your hippocampus home.Stendhal wrote: ↑Fri Jun 17, 2022 11:56 pmHonestly can't decide if my superpower is time travel or teleportation, you guys decide.
Recently I have the power of taking my last shot before closing time and waking up remembering nothing beyond the shot. On my last occasion at the bar, I remember doing a shot of Jameson, then waking up in my living room eight hours later. Then nothing else in between.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
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I once matriculated (gawd, did Daddy love that word) at uh, somewhere, and my hippocampus went on a rampage and tore up the school, so I was escorted off campus. I do not know what became of my beloved hippo Henry, but I hope wherever he is, he is happy.Patchez wrote: ↑Mon Jun 20, 2022 3:01 pmSounds like you rode your hippocampus home.Stendhal wrote: ↑Fri Jun 17, 2022 11:56 pmHonestly can't decide if my superpower is time travel or teleportation, you guys decide.
Recently I have the power of taking my last shot before closing time and waking up remembering nothing beyond the shot. On my last occasion at the bar, I remember doing a shot of Jameson, then waking up in my living room eight hours later. Then nothing else in between.
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That happened to a friend of mine once. He drank a bottle of korn schnaps in the sun.
He played the "poor refugee card" and got away without any futher trouble
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In fact, I am not always drunk when I cook but I do cook when I am drinking. I am the most interesting woman in the world, or so the little pink squirrels tell meSavage wrote: ↑Thu Jul 15, 2021 8:27 pmI can sound perfectly coherent until that tipping point where I fall out of my chair and have to take a short rest. I know this is so, because I always make perfect sense to myself.
Also I have the superpower all the time, even undrunk, of having a clock in my head. Such as, when I am making something to eat, and it needs to cook a certain amount of time, I almost always get up seconds before the alarm goes off.
I'm not usually drunk while I am cooking, but I do drink and cook.
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I can transfer my poop in your sewers, please make sure to look for it.
I can also drink your whisky and vodka. I`m super at that
I can also drink your whisky and vodka. I`m super at that
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Let`s fish for syringes, tampons and condoms, bring the children! First to any STD wins
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Thanks to my youtube powers I can play Mandy loud enugh to wake up my entire neighbourhood.
I rarely use that power though, because Sensei AD said I can only use this fatal move once per weekend, otherwise Barry would loose his earbleeding death-threatining magic
Edit: I`m also capable of the one inch Cliff Richard death punch.
Edit 2: While in Angkor What I was schooled in the air fried honeybun method to kill, which I guess makes me the ultimate killing machine on the fryer
I rarely use that power though, because Sensei AD said I can only use this fatal move once per weekend, otherwise Barry would loose his earbleeding death-threatining magic
Edit: I`m also capable of the one inch Cliff Richard death punch.
Edit 2: While in Angkor What I was schooled in the air fried honeybun method to kill, which I guess makes me the ultimate killing machine on the fryer
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