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Just heard west texas is the new middle east.
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The hell you say!
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This week in a nutshell: I mastered the art of malingering.
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Artful Detective wrote: ↑
Fri Nov 03, 2017 11:44 am
 This week in a nutshell: I maligned the art of masturbation.
It happens. Don't beat yourself up over it.
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Dear Booze wrote: ↑
Fri Nov 03, 2017 1:44 pm
Artful Detective wrote: ↑
Fri Nov 03, 2017 11:44 am
 This week in a nutshell: I maligned the art of masturbation.
It happens. Don't beat yourself up over it.
Yeah. Ain't gonna lie....I did.
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As a teen I jacked off into my socks so many times my dick grew a toenail.
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
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When I was a teen, I had calluses on my palm.

To this day, I prefer not to talk about Australia.
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mistah willies wrote: ↑
Fri Nov 03, 2017 6:02 pm
 When I was a teen, I had calluses on my palm.

To this day, I prefer not to talk about Australia.

May I recommend some Corn Husker's Lotion for the palms dear Willies?
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When I`m hungover I`m more horny than a 15 year old wanker
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Visited graves, got frustrated.

Also people looked at me funny when I took a swig and poured some on my friend's grave.

Eh whaeves etc.
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Artful Detective wrote: ↑
Fri Nov 03, 2017 6:11 pm
mistah willies wrote: ↑
Fri Nov 03, 2017 6:02 pm
 When I was a teen, I had calluses on my palm.

To this day, I prefer not to talk about Australia.

May I recommend some Corn Husker's Lotion for the palms dear Willies?
Hmm. Never tried it. What's the abv?
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Your life in a nutshell. Share please:

Got kicked in the nuts, got drunk to ease the pain. Liked it, begged for more nut-kicking
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My day in a nutshell was 'another day in paradise'. Baked free range chicken for lunch. Drinks for snacks all afternoon. Had a pint of Hamm's beer at a dive bar at the beach. Lots of drunk football fans at the bars. It was another Sunday football orgy!
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Woke up early. Spent half time doing nothing other half trying to master "helicopter dick" move. I still suck at it. If this day will bring more excitement - you will find me mummified somewhere near abandoned gay bar. All heil unicorn hitler, jewish horse hating deity.
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Work. Get £20. Buy cider, drink. Listen to youtube. Come to the modern drunkard pub.
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