Attaboy, Your Honor...Judge wrote:Moved this to the Pub where it rightly belongs. Welcome.
Introduction Thread for New Members!
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peetie44
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Re: Introduction.
"Man i once bought $101 worth of insect candy because it was free shipping on orders over 100 bucks." -- ThirstyDrunk
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
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Bluespook
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Re: Introduction.
welcome home soldier. Here's to you. (raising your bottle of blue) Bleche, i hate scotch, i don't care how expensive it is.
Beer's just being social. Whiskey's drinkin'.
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peetie44
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Re: Introduction.
...obviously, sir, you've never sampled a good $17 bottle of scotch.Bluespook wrote:welcome home soldier. Here's to you. (raising your bottle of blue) Bleche, i hate scotch, i don't care how expensive it is.
"Man i once bought $101 worth of insect candy because it was free shipping on orders over 100 bucks." -- ThirstyDrunk
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
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Bluespook
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Re: Introduction.
I've had Vagrants Choice Blended Scotch. Can't say i was all too fond of it.
Beer's just being social. Whiskey's drinkin'.
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803ecamirg
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Re: Introduction.
hes not kidding, but the cooks have always been jealous :Pivan wrote:Army infantry, eh? What happened, you couldn't get a real job?
Just kidding- I did my time in the Big Green Machine. Get me a glass of Grog, and welcome.
welcome home cib
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NYDingbat
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Re: Introduction.
Welcome home, thank you for your service and God bless you!
I too believe it is we who should be buying you endless rounds. Here's some more of that Blue whatever stuff. I'll send ya some Pappy when your palate wants to class things up a bit. This coming from someone who drinks orange vodka. So before you're offended, consider the souse - er - source.
I too believe it is we who should be buying you endless rounds. Here's some more of that Blue whatever stuff. I'll send ya some Pappy when your palate wants to class things up a bit. This coming from someone who drinks orange vodka. So before you're offended, consider the souse - er - source.
"I don't start the day. I continue the night."
- mistah willies
"What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?"
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"What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?"
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Smatter Noguts
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Re: Introduction.
Thank you for your service.
Bourbon beats the blue, though.
Welcome to the board.
Bourbon beats the blue, though.
Welcome to the board.
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Booz Hound
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Re: Introduction.
Welcome aboard soldier! I have an Beam up! USA USA USA!
Fear the Man, kill the snitch. Just remember life's a bitch.
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Army Grunt
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Re: Introduction.
Good choice of beer, my man.Mr Boozificator wrote:From a French brother in arms: Post drunk, post often, post often drunk.
A cask of Guinness this way please.
I was in Bagram on my way back home when it was attacked (May 19th?). It was myself, a handful of my guys, some of my NCO leadership...no officers...and, the French Foreign Legion. Talk about cover fire...I'm not a fan of the FAMAS or their type of M249MG, but the sheer balls of moving towards the Taliban when US Army soldiers in non-combatant jobs (with assault rifles, mind you) were running away from the enemy, well I got a lot of respect for Legion men. I say this to remove any French Army connotation, they have the same ratio of warmen to cowards as we have. Granted, the legion doesn't know what "Fire control" means, they went fucking apeshit...just like my men. Anyways, I got your Guinness ice cold and waiting.
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fiyah
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Re: Introduction.
great, more alliteration to read..
such prose about woes..
such prose about woes..
22:21 Thirsty i was too drunk to be high
[13:22] <@Veen> I need to find the penis monster
[23:03] <@fabric> dont masturbate to me
[13:22] <@Veen> I need to find the penis monster
[23:03] <@fabric> dont masturbate to me
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ThirstyDrunk
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fiyah
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Re: Introduction.
/bump..methfront wrote: So, I guess the question is: Why the hell are the mods putting up with this crap?
22:21 Thirsty i was too drunk to be high
[13:22] <@Veen> I need to find the penis monster
[23:03] <@fabric> dont masturbate to me
[13:22] <@Veen> I need to find the penis monster
[23:03] <@fabric> dont masturbate to me
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Judge
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Re: Introduction.
Because I've been working real hard at my paying job. I think this is all better now.fiyah wrote:/bump..methfront wrote: So, I guess the question is: Why the hell are the mods putting up with this crap?
And once again welcome to our new member.
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"Pain is sometimes the price of laughter."-Oggar
CPE1704TKS
"The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane"-Marcus Aurelius
And afterwords we can run amok! Or if you're too tired, we can walk amok.
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coqui_chris
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Re: Introduction.
You edited this post and took out my "Whomp there it is" reference???? I mean what the Fuck! I mean shit that's just not right. I'm not even the one typing this. Shit shit shit.
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