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As long as they don't fuck with the proof of any existing products everything will be just fine. if they do fuck with the proof well, I can't be held responsible for my actions.
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motorway pubs?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-25826637

suppose I've been on a few coach trips where I would have wanted a drink but couldn't get one.
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Mr. Viking wrote:motorway pubs?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-25826637

suppose I've been on a few coach trips where I would have wanted a drink but couldn't get one.
Sounds great to me. Just leave your car standing there, rest of the way can be done on foot while soused. It`s more fun anyway. Their parking-lot might turn out to become a big junkyard of abandoned perfectly fine working vehicles though
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The only one of those I would have lived in was ours.
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my nan is 92, Whisky (Irish Whiskey occasionally, which she prefers but doesn't want to let on) and sherry every day. Used to smoke but stopped when she thought it wasn't cool. still steady on her pins but does get smashed amusingly fast nowdays
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Some one reportedly drunk gets a tattoo... no ink just skin removal for scarring. Ouch! Or I've been Photoshopped.
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Lush City wrote:Some one reportedly drunk gets a tattoo... no ink just skin removal for scarring. Ouch! Or I've been Photoshopped.
http://www.funnyjunk.com/channel/morbid ... l/grtYGte/
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DAMN THAT HAS TO HURT!! It does look like nice work though, and I am sure he has got a badass story to go with it. Me...Ill stick with traditional tattoos.
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Free Beer For Canadian Olympioids In Sochi

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New Copper and Kings distillery in Butchertown aims to bring brandy back

I'm interested and anticipating the arrival of the actual product.



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frankennietzsche wrote: I helped her run away from home.
The girl in your basement isn`t really your girlfriend.

Sorry, it just fit in here
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http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style ... 76791.html
Social media exclusively for drunks. Where have I seen that before?
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Really?
Lets see what it says when you throw it in your 151 proof rum.
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oettinger wrote:Really?
Lets see what it says when you throw it in your 151 proof rum.
My smart phone looks like this btw:
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Never failed me, takes a beating, drowning in toilets and opens beer bottles.
But has no camera nor internet, damn...
well 151 rum would do it good, don't they clean computer components in ethanol?

And I tried to use a landline for a few months. Bills were twice what I pay on the mobile, so fuck that shit. Pity though. I loved the fax machine
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