Merry Christmas you drunks!

[Bur]

I have vague memories from last Christmas holidays. I believe at some point I was indeed naked in the street with a bottle of vodka in my hand, evidently I made enough sense not to even get fined by the police (according to the Finnish version of "cops" guiding drunk and often nakid people is roughly 75% of their job).

[mistah willies]

Went and sawed down a tree. Son is 29, Dotta 20, but they both have sad ole moon faces, looking at me.

Man...

I'll make them do it up, and I'll sit and direct, drink in hand

(like I know shit about how to make a tree look good, they momma can supervise)

[Sgt. HSA]

Mal, you still drinking that disgusting cider shit that tastes like apples and chemicals?

[Bur]

Mal, you still drinking that disgusting cider shit that tastes like apples and chemicals?

Isn't that defination of cider?

[JimLahey]

I'm starting to feel pretty jolly but I think it has something to do with me being on a steady supply of good Canadian Whiskey. Either way, happy holidays everyone and I hope you are all having fun out there.

[Malkor]

Mal, you still drinking that disgusting cider shit that tastes like apples and chemicals?

Hey Sarge :D no im afraid I no longer have the time to dedicate to such chemical wonders, mostly a lager and whiskey man these days

[Palinka (RIP)]

"Greetings Earth, and Merry Christmas. I am Jesus and this is my Bodyguard.
God thought that we'd try something different this time."

[Savage]

after leaving a family gathering, we drove by a house where the holiday display consisted of lit-up taxidermied cats, most of which looked to have been taken in the throes of death agony. WTF? They were posed as though walking or stalking prey. Or, maybe, they were stalking the next door neighbor's nativity scene characters? Did I ever mention that I live in a freakshow town?

[Savage]

"Greetings Earth, and Merry Christmas. I am Jesus and this is my Bodyguard.
God thought that we'd try something different this time."

Make a little birdhouse in your soul.

[Palinka (RIP)]

"Greetings Earth, and Merry Christmas. I am Jesus and this is my Bodyguard.
God thought that we'd try something different this time."






*"Pissed" in the British sense, meaning "drunk".
Now you can edit this post to a "Word File" (or similar) and spread (printed) joy, with home made cards.
Any similar offerings, for DIY cards, should be placed here, for the benefit of others.

[NYDingbat]

Is there a level of hell reserved for Jesus sarcasm?

[oldsmartskunk]

Is there a level of hell reserved for Jesus sarcasm?

I hope there is. I don't share my sauna with child molesters!

[booznik]

I have no idea what's going on in this thread, but I am pissed, in the British sense.

And:
stoned
tipsy
bashed
befuddled
buzzed
crocked
flushed
flying
fuddled
glazed
high
inebriated
laced
lit
lush
muddled
plastered
potted
sloshed
stewed
tanked
totaled
wasted
boozed up
feeling no pain
groggy
juiced
liquored up
seeing double
three sheets to the wind
tight
under the influence
under the table

Oh, and I had a drink or two as well.

Cheers!

[booznik]

after leaving a family gathering, we drove by a house where the holiday display consisted of lit-up taxidermied cats, most of which looked to have been taken in the throes of death agony. WTF? They were posed as though walking or stalking prey. Or, maybe, they were stalking the next door neighbor's nativity scene characters? Did I ever mention that I live in a freakshow town?

Whaaaaat?!?!?!

Milady, this requires a picture, before they take it down.

[mistah willies]

Happy pissedness, stay classy!





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