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Welcome aboard CB. Take a look around the place, make yourself to home. I'll have some , uh, hell cheap bourbon and a Hamm's.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
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Hello! I'm Larissa, from Alberta, Canada. I currently am excelling in the profession of poverty, and minoring in drinking. I like European beers, and have a fascination with Trappist ales. Though all drinks are palatable when the time is right. I hope that doesn't make me some some euro-trash beer snob. While everyone's downing Palm Bay I look like a huge jerk, smugly sipping a Chimay. Anyways, being drunk is a glorious thing for me, and I hope to meet like minded people here.
-Sorry if I sounded odd in this post, I am rather drunk now.
-Sorry if I sounded odd in this post, I am rather drunk now.
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Sorry…but I've missed a few of the noobs.
Welcome, ya sots!
Welcome, ya sots!
"Man i once bought $101 worth of insect candy because it was free shipping on orders over 100 bucks." -- ThirstyDrunk
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
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This photo speaks for me…Erdinger wrote:Hello! I'm Larissa, from Alberta, Canada. I currently am excelling in the profession of poverty, and minoring in drinking. I like European beers, and have a fascination with Trappist ales. Though all drinks are palatable when the time is right. I hope that doesn't make me some some euro-trash beer snob. While everyone's downing Palm Bay I look like a huge jerk, smugly sipping a Chimay. Anyways, being drunk is a glorious thing for me, and I hope to meet like minded people here.
-Sorry if I sounded odd in this post, I am rather drunk now.
"Man i once bought $101 worth of insect candy because it was free shipping on orders over 100 bucks." -- ThirstyDrunk
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
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Welcome to the board, Erdinger. Your nickname is highly wheat beery...peetie44 wrote:This photo speaks for me…Erdinger wrote:Hello! I'm Larissa, from Alberta, Canada. I currently am excelling in the profession of poverty, and minoring in drinking. I like European beers, and have a fascination with Trappist ales. Though all drinks are palatable when the time is right. I hope that doesn't make me some some euro-trash beer snob. While everyone's downing Palm Bay I look like a huge jerk, smugly sipping a Chimay. Anyways, being drunk is a glorious thing for me, and I hope to meet like minded people here.
-Sorry if I sounded odd in this post, I am rather drunk now.
Peetie, that is an absolute fortune in Westvleteren. Drink it all, and you could cause the monks a financial crisis. I haven't tried it myself, but St. Bernardus Abt 12 and I are well-acquainted.
Mmm, Belgian beer...
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Peetie
he's crafted a mighty vessel that none other can compare.
Cheers, mon Capitan.
*clink*
he's crafted a mighty vessel that none other can compare.
Cheers, mon Capitan.
*clink*
Can we drink now? ---peetie44
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I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
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I have no words... only deep respect.peetie44 wrote:This photo speaks for me…Erdinger wrote:Hello! I'm Larissa, from Alberta, Canada. I currently am excelling in the profession of poverty, and minoring in drinking. I like European beers, and have a fascination with Trappist ales. Though all drinks are palatable when the time is right. I hope that doesn't make me some some euro-trash beer snob. While everyone's downing Palm Bay I look like a huge jerk, smugly sipping a Chimay. Anyways, being drunk is a glorious thing for me, and I hope to meet like minded people here.
-Sorry if I sounded odd in this post, I am rather drunk now.
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been reading the magazine for a while, so i just said fuck it why not join this shit and talk to people who have an appreciation for alcohol and getting fucked up in general. idk maybe its the knock off absente that inspired me to join. anyway,may the god of alcohol show mercy let us all get shitfaced
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give m,e some fucking pilss.
Or maybe don't because I won't take them
Or maybe don't because I won't take them
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well you can't live like hunter s. thompson if all you do is drink and have no other vice (not that Im trying to live like him hes just a person hero)
"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me." hunter s. thompson god rest his soul
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Hi all.
Only bothered making an account on this forum because I'm drunk. I like to drink alone, frequently. Been doing that the last few hours.
I most like me some hard liquor, particularly vodka. I also really like amaretto and sweet wines like Moscato. Like hard cider, hate the taste of beer, but if I'm drunk enough I'll drink whatever gets me drunker, really.
I stumble onto this website/forum every so often after I've been drinking so thought I'd say hi.
Only bothered making an account on this forum because I'm drunk. I like to drink alone, frequently. Been doing that the last few hours.
I most like me some hard liquor, particularly vodka. I also really like amaretto and sweet wines like Moscato. Like hard cider, hate the taste of beer, but if I'm drunk enough I'll drink whatever gets me drunker, really.
I stumble onto this website/forum every so often after I've been drinking so thought I'd say hi.
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i'm totally hammered to man and same here i love hard liquor and hard cider but dont really feel beer but will never turn down a drink for free.DrunkenCatLady wrote:Hi all.
Only bothered making an account on this forum because I'm drunk. I like to drink alone, frequently. Been doing that the last few hours.
I most like me some hard liquor, particularly vodka. I also really like amaretto and sweet wines like Moscato. Like hard cider, hate the taste of beer, but if I'm drunk enough I'll drink whatever gets me drunker, really.
I stumble onto this website/forum every so often after I've been drinking so thought I'd say hi.
oh and i just wanna say this song fucking rules just putting that out there to all you. and im to drunk for hyperlinks so copy and paste people. oh yeah eh i forgot just listen to it people and welcome dude even though im new here
I-Monster - Daydream in Blue
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Welcome givemesomepills, new one buys, so Vodka lemon mix with a splash of sparkling water, thanks.
Post often
Post drunk (not high!)
Post often drunk
Post often
Post drunk (not high!)
Post often drunk
Drink!
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Took him the whole afternoon!Erdinger wrote: I have no words... only deep respect.
Drink!
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posting while drunk (about past years when I was getting high) has got me into trouble now I'm undrunk and trying to fix those past mistakes on these forums before getting drunk and watching seinfeld reruns to get my mind of the mess i made up here. and I think i have some spare change so I think I could cover a round of those. ( and for anyone that stumbled across any comment i have made on any thread by me i meant no harsh at all, just drunken ignorance, please take that into consideration before you rip my junkie (my new nickname on this site) ass a new one.)oettinger wrote:Welcome givemesomepills, new one buys, so Vodka lemon mix with a splash of sparkling water, thanks.
Post often
Post drunk (not high!)
Post often drunk
"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me." hunter s. thompson god rest his soul