Your day in a nutshell. Share please.

[gede]

• Woke early despite best intentions and a late-ish night
  Felt quite ill
  Made a large pan of sausage hash
  Swam in the ocean
  Commenced drinking wine
  Purchased flights to Vietnam
  Continued with wine, feeling better
  Now past 2AM - still on the previous step

[oettinger]

Got super shitfaced, shared some jokes with Arty D

[Shane-O-Matic]

Began drinking vodka about an hour ago. Soon I'm going to a wrestling show. As you do...

WWE or real wrestling?

Hard to say. Local promotion featuring lots of blood and overpriced beer.

Today I’m continuing to drink and getting some colour on my pale skin thanks to that big yellow thing in the sky.

[oettinger]

Began drinking vodka about an hour ago. Soon I'm going to a wrestling show. As you do...

WWE or real wrestling?

Hard to say. Local promotion featuring lots of blood and overpriced beer.

Today I’m continuing to drink and getting some colour on my pale skin thanks to that big yellow thing in the sky.

It`s obvious you`re drunk already, that`s the lamp hanging from your ceiling

[Artful Drunktective]

Got super shitfaced, shared some jokes with Arty D

Yes not to mention sharing a debacle. Or was it an incident? :D

[Shane-O-Matic]

WWE or real wrestling?

Hard to say. Local promotion featuring lots of blood and overpriced beer.

Today I’m continuing to drink and getting some colour on my pale skin thanks to that big yellow thing in the sky.

It`s obvious you`re drunk already, that`s the lamp hanging from your ceiling

I’m the sort of honky that could get a tan from a 40 watt bulb...

Anyway, drinking rum in my hotel room ‘cause I’m too lazy to go outside. It’s pretty good.

[Artful Drunktective]

Hard to say. Local promotion featuring lots of blood and overpriced beer.

Today I’m continuing to drink and getting some colour on my pale skin thanks to that big yellow thing in the sky.

It`s obvious you`re drunk already, that`s the lamp hanging from your ceiling

I’m the sort of honky that could get a tan from a 40 watt bulb...

Anyway, drinking rum in my hotel room ‘cause I’m too lazy to go outside. It’s pretty good.

Honky? HA! Am I watching The Jeffersons? I am always too lazy to go outside and indeed it is always turns out pretty good. Enjoy and Cheers!

[mistah willies]

It`s obvious you`re drunk already, that`s the lamp hanging from your ceiling

I’m the sort of honky that could get a tan from a 40 watt bulb...

Anyway, drinking rum in my hotel room ‘cause I’m too lazy to go outside. It’s pretty good.

Honky? HA! Am I watching The Jeffersons? I am always too lazy to go outside and indeed it is always turns out pretty good. Enjoy and Cheers!

Somebody grab a broom! Shane got stuck on the ceiling again.

[Lush City]

The day in a nutshell was when I finally figured out why my nuts were hurting. It appears that I'm sitting on them when I ease into my chairs. I'm suffering from floppy nuts syndrome. I need to wear briefs 24/7!

[RIPT2.0]

I woke up feeling good today. Went to the local Ford Dealer to get my truck serviced. Oil change, tire rotation, and inspection. TWO hours later I was out but not after watching some old lady who had been there longer than me (oil change) make her quilt, which she admitted is taking on to 3 yrs to complete. No wonder as she nodded off after evert other stitch.

So I go home. Take my new "smart TV" out of it's box, which later proved to be smarter than me. Before I can plug it in I get a call from a Buddy wanting a ride to another Buddies house, and of course I would have to buy him beer cuz he's broke, so off I go.

Managed to make it home onlt get entangled in wire whiskey and beer. Some how I got this fucking TV working though. Gods be praized!

[ThirstyDrunk]

Woke up after a few snooze alarms, got up, set my bed aflame, kicked the dog down the stairs, DESTROYED the toilet, mission accomplished. Splashed some tap water on my face and genital/ass areas. Packed a sandwich, put a heavy rock on my turtle, nd went to work.
Hate my job, did everything wrong, was surly to anyone who tried to interact with me. Smoked cigarettes to fill in the time.
Lunchbreak I went to the candy store: Old Overholt rye, Beam Black, and the giant man size bottle of Ezra Brooks. Oh and Speedway for a carton of Pall Malls.
Went back to work, broke shit, sent shit to the wrong place, sent places to the wrong time, disturbed the continuum without tipping it. Faked it till 5 then felt the dread shred from my shoulders as i exited.
Secured my packages, and took the south route, drove home safely and abided by all traffic laws, close to the record despite retards.
Came home and bludgeoned the pets into submission,took a drink, found a note about a shephards pie muffin thing dinner from a friend. I recall these pies to be very tasty , she knows me weakness.
Picked up a twelver of Pabst and a bottle of skinny barefoot whore zin, and had free dinner. Drink Pabst waiting for the kids to start acting up, skate the fuck outta there.
Make it home, open all the bottles, look for people on drunkchat, look for a real fucking drunk to talk to . where are you fuckin people? am i too old a drunk to be in on the joke? Fuck all you fuckers I seen some shit

[mistah willies]

If there's a joke in any of my own minutes here, someone hurry up with the punchline.

Woke up, shower beer. Prednisone for the angry, swollen toe joint. Walked to the station. Spent 40 minutes on a bus to get to the friggin train. Showed up to work. Smelled beer on a coworker's breath. New lunchtime chum now. Went back to the cube, then did the commute back home. Grabbed a bottle of my victual ritual black ink, at the good place, a tin of Grizzly blue and a 30 pack of Pbr at the other'n, packed my backpack like the Santa from Trading Places would've, Akroyd eating a salmon though his beard. Mind the beer can pull tabs. Mind the friggin pull tabs. Things can get messy on the mile walk home. Lady was feeling good today, she cooked a moose meat loaf. Dammed fine eatin' and then Netflix and chillin, and drinking. It's still Friday for me. Always drink. Tahoo

No punchline. Still here.

[oettinger]

Thirsty man, try skype, there`s a LOT drinking going on 24/7. Try it. It`s free. Vent off. Drink. And have damn good time

[Artful Drunktective]

Yes Thirsty it is fun and if you join, maybe I will join APSCA and make a donation in your name for all the poor bludgeoned pets of yours.

[Lush City]

Another classic post from Thirsty. My only regret today is that I didn't start drinking earlier.

Woke up after a few snooze alarms, got up, set my bed aflame, kicked the dog down the stairs, DESTROYED the toilet, mission accomplished. Splashed some tap water on my face and genital/ass areas. Packed a sandwich, put a heavy rock on my turtle, nd went to work.
Hate my job, did everything wrong, was surly to anyone who tried to interact with me. Smoked cigarettes to fill in the time.
Lunchbreak I went to the candy store: Old Overholt rye, Beam Black, and the giant man size bottle of Ezra Brooks. Oh and Speedway for a carton of Pall Malls.
Went back to work, broke shit, sent shit to the wrong place, sent places to the wrong time, disturbed the continuum without tipping it. Faked it till 5 then felt the dread shred from my shoulders as i exited.
Secured my packages, and took the south route, drove home safely and abided by all traffic laws, close to the record despite retards.
Came home and bludgeoned the pets into submission,took a drink, found a note about a shephards pie muffin thing dinner from a friend. I recall these pies to be very tasty , she knows me weakness.
Picked up a twelver of Pabst and a bottle of skinny barefoot whore zin, and had free dinner. Drink Pabst waiting for the kids to start acting up, skate the fuck outta there.
Make it home, open all the bottles, look for people on drunkchat, look for a real fucking drunk to talk to . where are you fuckin people? am i too old a drunk to be in on the joke? Fuck all you fuckers I seen some shit