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mistah willies
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by mistah willies Wed Jun 20, 2018 8:15 pm
ThirstyDrunk wrote: ↑ Wed Jun 20, 2018 7:51 pm
Either way that woman would shred you.
Plus, she can see both:
Sides of the equation
Sides in them styrofoam cups next to that bucket of KFC chicken
Your comings and goings
Where you were last night and where you'll be tonight
Your drippings and droppings
Lies and Truth.
She makes her choice with the evil eye.
Badfellow
Juicing Like Jackie
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by Badfellow Thu Jun 21, 2018 1:34 am
(in a Skelator voice)
Stand aside fools! Your powers of would you rather are weak! As I am the master of Castle Lameskull! Myahaha and so forth!
Now then, you bumbling nitwits!
Would you rather kick He-Man in his steroid shriveled pecker?
Or would you rather be spoonfed by Wilford Brimley and contract the
Di-a-bee-tus ?
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Badfellow
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by Badfellow Thu Jun 21, 2018 1:39 am
ThirstyDrunk wrote: ↑ Wed Jun 20, 2018 7:51 pm
Either way that woman would shred you.
Either way that woman would have already been shredded. Only in 'Murrica.
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oettinger
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by oettinger Fri Jun 22, 2018 9:17 am
I would kick from then on called She-Man
Drink!
ThirstyDrunk
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by ThirstyDrunk Fri Jun 22, 2018 4:03 pm
Would you rather have to work at McDonalds every day or have to eat only at Mcdonalds evry day?
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
Badfellow
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by Badfellow Sat Jun 23, 2018 7:32 pm
ThirstyDrunk wrote: ↑ Fri Jun 22, 2018 4:03 pm
Would you rather have to work at McDonalds every day or have to eat only at Mcdonalds evry day?
You're a very sick man.
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Artful Drunktective
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by Artful Drunktective Sat Jun 23, 2018 8:31 pm
Eat at Mickey D's every day. I like Big Mac's. Mmmmm..
Okole maluna!
ThirstyDrunk
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by ThirstyDrunk Sun Jun 24, 2018 1:38 am
I gotta admit, Big Macs are pretty tasty but it ain't no Super Big Boy. tartar>thousand island
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oettinger
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by oettinger Sun Jun 24, 2018 9:19 am
I`d say a pig.
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Badfellow
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by Badfellow Sun Jun 24, 2018 9:30 am
Pigs are faster but midgets punch harder.
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Patchez
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by Patchez Sun Jun 24, 2018 3:54 pm
Badfellow wrote: ↑ Sun Jun 24, 2018 9:30 am
Pigs are faster but midgets punch harder.
He's right.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
mistah willies
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by mistah willies Sun Jul 01, 2018 2:38 pm
1. Drive it like you stole it / Ride it till the wheels fall off?
Dear Booze
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by Dear Booze Sun Jul 01, 2018 5:23 pm
mistah willies wrote: ↑ Sun Jul 01, 2018 2:38 pm
1. Drive it like you stole it / Ride it till the wheels fall off?
2. Save up for a new one, someday?
3. Build a rocket ship fueled by bourbon?
Have six of one, or a half dozen of the other?
DRINK!
Dear Booze
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by Dear Booze Sun Jul 01, 2018 5:25 pm
Drive on the Highway to Hell, or get your kicks on Route 666?
DRINK!
Badfellow
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by Badfellow Sun Jul 01, 2018 7:21 pm
Dear Booze wrote: ↑ Sun Jul 01, 2018 5:25 pm
Drive on the Highway to Hell, or get your kicks on Route 666?
Either option is preferable to watching Highway to Heaven, starring Micheal Landon and that bearded fuck who played Mr. Edwards on Little House on da Prairie, Mr. Victor French.
Micheal Landon's lionesque mane of hair provided for his family, and also provided critical habitat for several species of nesting birds.
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