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I think I sais this once. I really don't think I was dreaming. I swear somewhere here Savage said she would be Miss Santa.
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Schmehrnoff wrote:I think I sais this once. I really don't think I was dreaming. I swear somewhere here Savage said she would be Miss Santa.
That would be Miss Satan. No, she didn't want me sitting in her lap anyway...
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DrunkenJackFlask wrote:
Schmehrnoff wrote:I think I sais this once. I really don't think I was dreaming. I swear somewhere here Savage said she would be Miss Santa.
That would be Miss Satan. No, she didn't want me sitting in her lap anyway...
Hmm, Timmy...Were you a good boy this year? :wink:
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Savage wrote:
DrunkenJackFlask wrote:
Schmehrnoff wrote:I think I sais this once. I really don't think I was dreaming. I swear somewhere here Savage said she would be Miss Santa.
That would be Miss Satan. No, she didn't want me sitting in her lap anyway...
Hmm, Timmy...Were you a good boy this year? :wink:
No, I was very bad, very bad! :twisted:
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DrunkenJackFlask wrote:
Savage wrote:
DrunkenJackFlask wrote: That would be Miss Satan. No, she didn't want me sitting in her lap anyway...
Hmm, Timmy...Were you a good boy this year? :wink:
No, I was very bad, very bad! :twisted:
Then you must be punished, my wicked, wicked boy. First though, you must tell me everything. Don't stint on the details. Think of me as your kindly parish priest (albeit with--oh never mind...) in the confessional.
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DrunkenJackFlask wrote:
Schmehrnoff wrote:I think I sais this once. I really don't think I was dreaming. I swear somewhere here Savage said she would be Miss Santa.
That would be Miss Satan. No, she didn't want me sitting in her lap anyway...
Mmmmmm, i soooo want someone with black painted fingernails, awesome guitar skills and adorable bunny teeth to sit in my lap.
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lanternchikk wrote:
DrunkenJackFlask wrote:
Schmehrnoff wrote:I think I sais this once. I really don't think I was dreaming. I swear somewhere here Savage said she would be Miss Santa.
That would be Miss Satan. No, she didn't want me sitting in her lap anyway...
Mmmmmm, i soooo want someone with black painted fingernails, awesome guitar skills and adorable bunny teeth to sit in my lap.
Yngwie Malmsteen?
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Look at my signature;););)
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lanternchikk wrote:
DrunkenJackFlask wrote:
Schmehrnoff wrote:I think I sais this once. I really don't think I was dreaming. I swear somewhere here Savage said she would be Miss Santa.
That would be Miss Satan. No, she didn't want me sitting in her lap anyway...
Mmmmmm, i soooo want someone with black painted fingernails, awesome guitar skills and adorable bunny teeth to sit in my lap.
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lanternchikk wrote:Mmmmmm, i soooo want someone with black painted fingernails, awesome guitar skills and adorable bunny teeth to sit in my lap.
Rooster wrote:Yngwie Malmsteen?
At first I thought that was a typo...THAT, Rooster, is fuckin' FUNNY!!
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LadyRed wrote:My birthday is in October, but I'm not so sure that I am "calendar" worthy.
The thing I hate second most in life is when good looking people claim that they aren't.


The first thing? Not having booze of course.
Savage: "Unkle Lemmy looks just like his avatar, and that is hawt. Also, he sends me a crate of bourbon every month and for this, when I die, he will inherit my castle in Savagonia, and my 72 virgins. (They are all good boys, and very hard workers.)"
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UnkleLemmy wrote:
LadyRed wrote:My birthday is in October, but I'm not so sure that I am "calendar" worthy.
The thing I hate second most in life is when good looking people claim that they aren't.


The first thing? Not having booze of course.
I'm just saying not necessarily pin-up material. That's all.
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LadyRed wrote:
UnkleLemmy wrote:
LadyRed wrote:My birthday is in October, but I'm not so sure that I am "calendar" worthy.
The thing I hate second most in life is when good looking people claim that they aren't.


The first thing? Not having booze of course.
I'm just saying not necessarily pin-up material. That's all.
Great. Now I have to take my pinup of you down. damn. :(
Savage: "Unkle Lemmy looks just like his avatar, and that is hawt. Also, he sends me a crate of bourbon every month and for this, when I die, he will inherit my castle in Savagonia, and my 72 virgins. (They are all good boys, and very hard workers.)"
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LadyRed wrote:
UnkleLemmy wrote:
LadyRed wrote:My birthday is in October, but I'm not so sure that I am "calendar" worthy.
The thing I hate second most in life is when good looking people claim that they aren't.


The first thing? Not having booze of course.
I'm just saying not necessarily pin-up material. That's all.
Do you own a mirror? I'm just asking.
Still just figuring it all out. Still not really figuring it out.
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LadyRed wrote:
UnkleLemmy wrote:
LadyRed wrote:My birthday is in October, but I'm not so sure that I am "calendar" worthy.
The thing I hate second most in life is when good looking people claim that they aren't.


The first thing? Not having booze of course.
I'm just saying not necessarily pre-nup material. That's all.

what exactly are you planning on getting out of this deal?
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