Your scaring me.massivedrunk wrote:Do you own a mirror? I'm just asking.LadyRed wrote:I'm just saying not necessarily pin-up material. That's all.UnkleLemmy wrote: The thing I hate second most in life is when good looking people claim that they aren't.
The first thing? Not having booze of course.
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I hate when ugly people claim they're good looking. That's the thing I hate seventh most in life.UnkleLemmy wrote:The thing I hate second most in life is when good looking people claim that they aren't.LadyRed wrote:My birthday is in October, but I'm not so sure that I am "calendar" worthy.
The first thing? Not having booze of course.
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So where's your picture, Sweety!!!!Motherball wrote:UnkleLemmy wrote:The thing I hate second most in life is when good looking people claim that they aren't.LadyRed wrote:My birthday is in October, but I'm not so sure that I am "calendar" worthy.
The first thing? Not having booze of course.
I hate when ugly people claim they're good looking. That's the thing I hate seventh most in life.
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That's so funny that you said that!! When I went to Vegas, we stayed at the Flamingo. We went to look at the African penguins they had there, and I put my Tequila Joe's margarita down for 1/2 a sec, turned my back only slightly to say something to my dad and the damn bastards came right for my drink!! I was quick enough to get it before they got too close to sneak it away. True story. Ask the pops.zak wrote:I hate penguins who say they aren't going to try and steal my booze. Especially when they try to steal my booze.
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That was one of Savage's birds..........they have no respect.LadyRed wrote:That's so funny that you said that!! When I went to Vegas, we stayed at the Flamingo. We went to look at the African penguins they had there, and I put my Tequila Joe's margarita down for 1/2 a sec, turned my back only slightly to say something to my dad and the damn bastards came right for my drink!! I was quick enough to get it before they got too close to sneak it away. True story. Ask the pops.zak wrote:I hate penguins who say they aren't going to try and steal my booze. Especially when they try to steal my booze.
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I train them well. Heh-heh... :twisted:JudgeLyonell wrote:That was one of Savage's birds..........they have no respect.LadyRed wrote:That's so funny that you said that!! When I went to Vegas, we stayed at the Flamingo. We went to look at the African penguins they had there, and I put my Tequila Joe's margarita down for 1/2 a sec, turned my back only slightly to say something to my dad and the damn bastards came right for my drink!! I was quick enough to get it before they got too close to sneak it away. True story. Ask the pops.zak wrote:I hate penguins who say they aren't going to try and steal my booze. Especially when they try to steal my booze.
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what>? you? you fuicking kidding me?LadyRed wrote:I'm just saying not necessarily pin-up material. That's all.UnkleLemmy wrote:The thing I hate second most in life is when good looking people claim that they aren't.LadyRed wrote:My birthday is in October, but I'm not so sure that I am "calendar" worthy.
The first thing? Not having booze of course.
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I reckon she's trying to be modest. That's the only reason I can think of.TheBigCasino wrote:what>? you? you fuicking kidding me?LadyRed wrote: I'm just saying not necessarily pin-up material. That's all.
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We'll be patient. For now.phryne wrote:I promise I haven't forgotten about the calendar. Please, mods, don't unsticky this. I'm going to work on it this week and have a real update by the end of the week.
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Drink your fucking drink, how about that? Stop the fuckin' presses, isn't it genius??
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