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Re: The 1%

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Lush City wrote: You don't have to wipe your own anus. (Only the King or Queen of England and certain Muslim caliphates)
Hahahaha

- You don`t need to see your own children
- You don`t have to pick your own nose
- You don`t have to worry about the dead vietnamese hooker in the bathroom
- You feel miserable when you get interrupted counting your cash and have to start over. You we`re at 3 million already damnit

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You must have been an elite soul in the last life because you are expressing the same ideas they had.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Lush City wrote:You must have been an elite soul in the last life because you are expressing the same ideas they had.
Don`t mess with my feelings, in my last life I was a butterfly!!!!!

"Trapped" in a vodka distillery of course.

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The 1% want to kill your mama!
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Lush City wrote:The 1% want to kill your mama!
The 1% will need a shovel and a car battery
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The 1% is backing Hillary Clinton. They want this wretched witch to strip you of your rights and wealth. When they take your booze there will be Hell to pay!
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Oh my god....reallY?

Politics and religion. PERFECT. Glad I came back.
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Two Hearted wrote:Oh my god....reallY?

Politics and religion. PERFECT. Glad I came back.
What else is there for the drinking classes?
Major Strasser: What is your nationality?
Rick: I'm a drunkard.
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Two Hearted wrote:Oh my god....reallY?

Politics and religion. PERFECT. Glad I came back.
You totally missed out on the thisrtydrunk nude pics in this thread. Go read all of it! Now!

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oettinger wrote:
Two Hearted wrote:Oh my god....reallY?

Politics and religion. PERFECT. Glad I came back.
You totally missed out on the thisrtydrunk nude pics in this thread. Go read all of it! Now!

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Lush City wrote:Here's a list (it is gender inclusive) ...
You know you are in the 1% when:

You never have to fix a meal for yourself.
You never have to wash your own clothes.
You don't have to wipe your own anus. (Only the King or Queen of England and certain Muslim caliphates)
You never have to take out the trash.
You never have to go down to the liquor store and buy your booze.

Please add to this list. I'm too fucked up to go on...
Sounds like every guys dream of having a wife. (Though good luck on the anus thing.)
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1% anus imbalance
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1% spirit of Elderflower
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Re: The 1%

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SavageXmasJjelloshot wrote:
Lush City wrote:Here's a list (it is gender inclusive) ...
You know you are in the 1% when:

You never have to fix a meal for yourself.
You never have to wash your own clothes.
You don't have to wipe your own anus. (Only the King or Queen of England and certain Muslim caliphates)
You never have to take out the trash.
You never have to go down to the liquor store and buy your booze.

Please add to this list. I'm too fucked up to go on...
Sounds like every guys dream of having a wife. (Though good luck on the anus thing.)
It's good to have you back my dear Savage. Cheers!
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Re: The 1%

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1% liquor shopping on a saturday afternoon at the grocery store.
The sheer volume of human ineptitude in one place is amazing and saddening.
True facts:
We are lost.
We have to share a planet with these people.
I`m really starting to fashion the idea that the apes evolved from us.
How does an allegedly sophisticated country like germany function with thís kind of inhabitants?
I`ve been the only one buying drink, that`s worrisome!
Live fat die young is indeed a lifestyle.
They breed, ugh... all the time! It`s comical when the fat four month fetus in your stomach outsmarts you on basically every grammar test.
And so on... WE ARE DOOMED
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