That made me laugh heartily, until my own liver whispered inside me, telling me not to underestimate the Liver Research Thing. Now I'm kinda nervous.steved2112 wrote:Maybe, I don't know. The location where that foul creature lurks is spoken of only in hushed tones. Few can comprehend how a disembodied liver can sustain itself, much less carry out research, and most people who are so unfortunate to sumble onto the laboratory go insane when they look upon it. Some say that Liver Research Thing survives on pure hatred. Hatred of the dark secrets we all carry with us to Blackout Island. It is believed to feed on the frequencies transmitted by human brains during hangovers.WastelessPointofTime wrote:Is there some kind of liver research thing we could donate to?
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Goshdang it JJ, I believe you're on to something. Start a thread on this, because peeps rarely read this one, and we'll see what flies.Jukebox Johnson wrote:How about that Breast Cancer thing? We can all get behind that can't we? Thinkof the breasts!
Will no one think of the boobies?!!!
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I bet the Breast Cancer Thing is a lot more attractive than the Liver Research Thing. I'm convinced that breast curves are mathematical marvels.greygoose wrote:Goshdang it JJ, I believe you're on to something. Start a thread on this, because peeps rarely read this one, and we'll see what flies.Jukebox Johnson wrote:How about that Breast Cancer thing? We can all get behind that can't we? Thinkof the breasts!
Will no one think of the boobies?!!!
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23:22 <@fiyah> i need a new glass
23:22 <@fiyah> this one has ... toothpaste on it
23:22 <@fiyah> i hope it's toothpaste
21:15 <@fiyah> then again
21:15 <@fiyah> we just wash our hands
21:15 <@fiyah> splash water on our faces
21:15 <@fiyah> and see what's out there
23:22 <@fiyah> i need a new glass
23:22 <@fiyah> this one has ... toothpaste on it
23:22 <@fiyah> i hope it's toothpaste
21:15 <@fiyah> then again
21:15 <@fiyah> we just wash our hands
21:15 <@fiyah> splash water on our faces
21:15 <@fiyah> and see what's out there
