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- Dear Booze
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Re: Sexy Xmas giff or dog toy
I never thought I'd hear myself saying this, but I agree with Jimmy Fucking Lester. He must have a soft heart after all.
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Re: Sexy Xmas giff or dog toy
im no bodys whore for money i pik and chose who i do whatfor. as far as my speling im saving to go bak to shcool if some body dont like it fuck em If yuo want to help come towere i work and tip somebody els not me i wont dance for yuo.......thanks for tryign to be a smart ass now fuck offJimmy Lester {RIP} wrote:I'm Jimmy Fucking Lester, god dammit! I try to help you and you want to act like that? What the hell is wrong with you?
You type 12 words and half aren't even real words!
I'll try again. This time, I will explain it so even you can understand. And to be nice, I will go slow...
DAY 2, LESSON 2:
The word "you" is spelled Y O U. Here's how YOU might be able to remember it... let's say some old dude asks for a lap dance "Hey you stupid tramp, give me a lap dance..."
Of course, this kind of talk Pisces you off so you say "Why?" And just then, the old dude shows you a wad of cash. So you say "oh, you have money."
Why Oh You, that spells you. Practice it out loud. I'm here to help.
"If it feels good do it again, if it still feels good you're doing it right"
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Re: Sexy Xmas giff or dog toy
Well I don't need your approval, do I?Dear Booze wrote:I never thought I'd hear myself saying this, but I agree with Jimmy Fucking Lester. He must have a soft heart after all.
I just feel sorry for this simple little twit. At some point she's going to need to fill out an application for a job that does not include grinding on old dudes' dicks.
I wish I knew where she went to school I would go there and personally beat the shit out of her English teacher.
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Re: Sexy Xmas giff or dog toy
Oh, this is awesome! We've made real progress. I am proud of you!DivaBitch wrote:
im no bodys whore for money i pik and chose who i do whatfor. as far as my speling im saving to go bak to shcool if some body dont like it fuck em If yuo want to help come towere i work and tip somebody els not me i wont dance for yuo.......thanks for tryign to be a smart ass now fuck off
First, you realize the problem (and we all know that step one is admitting that you have a problem). You are saving to go back to school. Good.
Now, I'm not charging you for this. It's free. Y-O-U. It spells "you". Try it without the anger. It's much easier than you think.
Re: Sexy Xmas giff or dog toy
how abuot FUCK YUO........hows that for speling?Jimmy Lester {RIP} wrote:Oh, this is awesome! We've made real progress. I am proud of you!DivaBitch wrote:
im no bodys whore for money i pik and chose who i do whatfor. as far as my speling im saving to go bak to shcool if some body dont like it fuck em If yuo want to help come towere i work and tip somebody els not me i wont dance for yuo.......thanks for tryign to be a smart ass now fuck off
First, you realize the problem (and we all know that step one is admitting that you have a problem). You are saving to go back to school. Good.
Now, I'm not charging you for this. It's free. Y-O-U. It spells "you". Try it without the anger. It's much easier than you think.
"If it feels good do it again, if it still feels good you're doing it right"
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Re: Sexy Xmas giff or dog toy
MO-THER-FUCK-ER!DivaBitch wrote:how abuot FUCK YUO........hows that for speling?Jimmy Lester {RIP} wrote:Oh, this is awesome! We've made real progress. I am proud of you!DivaBitch wrote:
im no bodys whore for money i pik and chose who i do whatfor. as far as my speling im saving to go bak to shcool if some body dont like it fuck em If yuo want to help come towere i work and tip somebody els not me i wont dance for yuo.......thanks for tryign to be a smart ass now fuck off
First, you realize the problem (and we all know that step one is admitting that you have a problem). You are saving to go back to school. Good.
Now, I'm not charging you for this. It's free. Y-O-U. It spells "you". Try it without the anger. It's much easier than you think.
I can't figure out why some people have to be so fucking shitty! I was just trying to be helpful. Fuck!
You said you were going to pay for school. I was giving you free information. I guess you don't appreciate anything at all! FREE!
You have issues. Fuck!
Re: Sexy Xmas giff or dog toy
i feel so specul that yuo only come bak to see if i repled to yuor post.......yuo r such a drama queen.
here fill this out and give it to a mod asshole............... i dont take shit from guys
here fill this out and give it to a mod asshole............... i dont take shit from guys
"If it feels good do it again, if it still feels good you're doing it right"
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Re: Sexy Xmas giff or dog toy
No need to feel "spcul" on my behalf. I get a kick out the notifications telling me someone responded to my typing. And thanks for doing that.DivaBitch wrote:i feel so specul that yuo only come bak to see if i repled to yuor post.......yuo r such a drama queen.
here fill this out and give it to a mod asshole............... i dont take shit from guys
I also got a kick out of your "butt hurt" thingy. Keep up the good work. I may be drunk, and I may be abrasive, but I only want the best for you.
BTW, I agree that the mods are assholes. Too (that means "a higher degree" and "also") bad they turned down your application to become one. Man, that would have been cool!
So where do you work? Is it a big place? Upscale? Nice?
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Re: Sexy Xmas giff or dog toy
I'm going to have to kill one of you with a paintball baseball bat.
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Re: Sexy Xmas giff or dog toy
One would enjoy the painful process, and the other would enjoy watching. Like dinosaurs from the Sado-Masozoic Era, perhaps.Badfellow wrote:I'm going to have to kill one of you with a paintball baseball bat.
They deserve the pink BenWa Bat™
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Re: Sexy Xmas giff or dog toy
I'm envisioning a pay per view event on the horizon here. We can watch it in The Shed on that old black and white TV - assuming the power has been reconnected of course.
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Re: Sexy Xmas giff or dog toy
Or unwilling or unable to speak English.
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Re: Sexy Xmas giff or dog toy
how abuot just a good spankig.....*winkBadfellow wrote:I'm going to have to kill one of you with a paintball baseball bat.
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Santa is a Dick
What a jolly old asshole, that old St Nick is.
He seems to have puked on my carpet, pissed into my boot, and broke a valuable Japanese Maple of the Bloodgood variety.
I have very few recollections from last night. Except for a few photos, two Uber receipts, and the aforementioned destruction, I would have no proof that I even left the house.
He seems to have puked on my carpet, pissed into my boot, and broke a valuable Japanese Maple of the Bloodgood variety.
I have very few recollections from last night. Except for a few photos, two Uber receipts, and the aforementioned destruction, I would have no proof that I even left the house.
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Re: Santa is a Dick
Is this a game of odd-one-out?
Or is it find the hidden flask?
Which santa hates children?
Or is it find the hidden flask?
Which santa hates children?
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