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Re: The 1%

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1% delicious fruit from the manchineel tree.
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought

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Re: The 1%

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ThirstyDrunk wrote:1% delicious fruit from the manchineel tree.
Yup.

1% tincture of Marion and RIPT joining forces. Malort?
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Re: The 1%

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1% exxon valdez leakage
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Re: The 1%

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How about the general public has been found to be 1% sane? I'm in the 1%. You people are a disgrace!
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Re: The 1%

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I am 1% sane.
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought

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Re: The 1%

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1% distillation of binge juice, bender tincture, and a dash of hangover cure: tembled and chugged like a fucking man.

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Re: The 1%

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1% burning tires
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1% watching paint dry and alcohol kicking in
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Re: The 1%

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Round three, this mix is a lot darker than those before:
Bonus points if you can spot Lush City`s posts in one take


1% peace, love, and understanding

1% Johnny Cash

1% Pantry de Savage.

1% intrepid resolve, as well.

1% good argumennts with some hot coffee to discuss

1% of this thread are real men, the others are impostors

1% nice hats

1% cannibal hats

1% work, sweat and tears of keeping this thing going, rinsed with ethylene from the chin beard

1% braggadocio

1 % of drunk stuck randomstucks

1% of farts that turn into a wet surprise

1% of whatever is in the glass after waking up from a blackout

1% too much information

1% of all the Saturdays of this unique community of DRINKERS

1% cold excitement

1% chance of you quitting drinking for good until you die. My money is on the 99%!

1% Drunkard No 61, "The bartender`s loozy end!"

1% bitter sweet taste of the Hoff

1% pure ETOH vaporized into a fine mist, in a greased baking pan at 450* for 45 minutes, left to cool then sliced thinly and garnished with paprika.

1% garnish

1% short life

1% Failure at life

1% tiny vodka people

1% snail trails

1% that lives well and gets fucked up on great premium booze and fine Cali bud

1% Elite

1% cosign

1% borrowing off that bank, for the other 1%

1% of the male population that monopolized 90% of the hot babes

1% snuff

1% hurt feelings

1% want to kill your mama!

1% will need a shovel and a car battery

1% is backing Hillary Clinton

1% nudity

1% anus imbalance

1% spirit of Elderflower

1% liquor shopping on a saturday afternoon at the grocery store.

1% Titanic

1% point of not getting drunk even if you try hard

1% Tetanus shot

1% um hot

1% totally out of the ordinary Lush City post

the top 1% ... maybe not. Good nite all from West coast paradise...

1% wet coat parasites

1% arcing ropes of jism.

1% of sick fucks that come on to this website

1% burning tires

1% of the drunkard.com website traffic. It represents posts by the very elite drunks of this world

1% quality

1% say your vote doesn't count

1% human spam bot distillation

1% leftover beer

1% ashes of important scribblings that were thrown into the fire, And leftover bourbon mix

1% burned cash

1% hate Donald Trump.

1% missed opportunities

1% hangover tears

1% fresh ganges water

1% Dino-eggs

1% delicious fruit from the manchineel tree

1% tincture of Marion and RIPT joining forces. Malort?

1% exxon valdez leakage

the general public has been found to be 1% sane? I'm in the 1%. You people are a disgrace!

1% distillation of binge juice, bender tincture, and a dash of hangover cure: tembled and chugged like a fucking man.

1% burning tires

1% watching paint dry and alcohol kicking in
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Re: The 1%

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Re: The 1%

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I'll make it simple.
The 1% are gay.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Re: The 1%

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Aha, the next round is starting off nicely.
It needs a good ground base:

1% top soil
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Re: The 1%

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Lush City wrote:I'll make it simple.
The 1% are gay.
Been to Orlando cuntflap?
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter

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Re: The 1%

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1% well graded sharp grit sand to maintain a stable level
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Re: The 1%

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1% psilocybin
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought

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