BTW...it's a bullet that went through the wall, not the gun. Or we really have to reevaluate the glory hole.
The Shed
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- Artful Drunktective
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Okole maluna!
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just wear your hat, all yu gotta worry bout
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
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I`ll wear my drunkard kippa
Edit: Or I will maybe just wrap a towel around my head
Edit: Or I will maybe just wrap a towel around my head
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Sounds like a song from that movie 9 1/2 Weeks.
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And then last night that Old$mart$kunk guy came in, snorted ten lines of vodka, and started swinging his junk in our beers and twirling around a pair of red man panties on his finger.
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Yamn, really Skunk, do something new!Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Thu Jan 25, 2018 5:33 pm^ ^ ^ Sounds like a typical night out with Old$kank$kunk.
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I wore my flatcap, the on with the hidden razor blades. I drank all
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
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Another Sunday night out back at the shed. Smoking dope and drinking fine booze while watching the waxing moon cross the sky. It's 75Fdeg. right now in SoCal with my sliding door and windows open and I'm in my shorts! WTF? More fake weather made possible by your controllers!
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Here's Old$mart$kank$ song when he rolls in.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGL2rytTraA
My milk shake brings all the boys to the yard,
And they're like,
Its better than yours,
Damn right its better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge
I know you want it,
The thing that makes me,
What the guys go crazy for.
They lose their minds,
The way I wind,
I think its time
La la-la la la,
Warm it up.
Lala-lalala,
The boys are waiting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGL2rytTraA
My milk shake brings all the boys to the yard,
And they're like,
Its better than yours,
Damn right its better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge
I know you want it,
The thing that makes me,
What the guys go crazy for.
They lose their minds,
The way I wind,
I think its time
La la-la la la,
Warm it up.
Lala-lalala,
The boys are waiting
Okole maluna!
Re: The Shed
God darnit I'm ready to move into a shed.
how much are you guys and gals paying for rent?! I'm in Chandler AZ and the average is like 1150 fucking federal reserve notes a month. That's insane! I'm paying 1050 a month and I've been living here 12 years like an idiot because the home prices are too much unless you wanna move like 30 minutes away and wear down your car. When I moved in it was 680 a month! What the fuck! It's not like I have a Rosie Jetsons maid now or anything! My water heater just blew up and flooded my bedroom.
I dunno man I just can't believe these prices it's like right before the 2008 crash but worse. The rent is too damn high!!
Sorry about the vent I just wanna know what everyone is paying here I don't wanna turn this into Zero Hedge or anything.
Love ya'll and be good! I'm gonna get my taxes done tomorrow god help us.
how much are you guys and gals paying for rent?! I'm in Chandler AZ and the average is like 1150 fucking federal reserve notes a month. That's insane! I'm paying 1050 a month and I've been living here 12 years like an idiot because the home prices are too much unless you wanna move like 30 minutes away and wear down your car. When I moved in it was 680 a month! What the fuck! It's not like I have a Rosie Jetsons maid now or anything! My water heater just blew up and flooded my bedroom.
I dunno man I just can't believe these prices it's like right before the 2008 crash but worse. The rent is too damn high!!
Sorry about the vent I just wanna know what everyone is paying here I don't wanna turn this into Zero Hedge or anything.
Love ya'll and be good! I'm gonna get my taxes done tomorrow god help us.
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Dude, you need the Sap Cap weaponized baseball hat.ThurstonDrunk wrote: ↑Sun Jan 28, 2018 12:18 amI wore my flatcap, the on with the hidden razor blades. I drank all
No worries. In my locale of a metro area you're looking at around $1000 entry level for a single bedroom rental. And yes, it is utter robbery.
Moving out to the country, where there's nothing to do that you don't do yourself, a person could find a decent 2-3 bedroom rental for about a third of the price. That's when you need a good diesel truck that isn't broken in until it hits 200,000 miles. And a copper still. And lots and lots of guns for defending yourself from squirrels and other dangerous creatures.
Or, you could buy some brand new intermodal cargo containers for $1200 a pop and fabricate them into a pimpin ass shed mansion with a cantilevered drinking deck.
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Sold out. They didn't have one to fit my head anyway.Badfellow wrote: ↑Thu Feb 01, 2018 2:20 pmDude, you need the Sap Cap weaponized baseball hat.ThurstonDrunk wrote: ↑Sun Jan 28, 2018 12:18 amI wore my flatcap, the on with the hidden razor blades. I drank all
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
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And they say german rents are exploding. The euro costs you 1,25 dollars right now. That would make a 1000 buck flat be 800 euros.
I rent you a 1000 square feet 4 rooms, plus kichten/2 bathrooms apartment for that money here in my town. In better towns, that price will double, but still...damn
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