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Post by deadpuppiesandwhores »

i'm just kiddinb', here have a shot on me, just be careful the body hairs.
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Your little twins hurt my eyes.
Voices tell me to buy the bigger bottle!

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Hey, you guys say whatever you want. The Little Twin Stars are just so above you that you cannot comprehend.

Also, it's a little known fact that they have secret ninja powers.
I've been here, I've been there, I've been everywhere...and your well still tastes like shoes. I'll take another.

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Post by deadpuppiesandwhores »

so do yours. i'm just kiddin'. i am very drunk and i apologize naught for being so. y'all are just going to have to live with me.
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders

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i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.

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Generic Jug wrote:Also, it's a little known fact that they have secret ninja powers.
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders

http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8ERHQN

i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.

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I think we folks are the last people who'd condemn you for being sloshed, amigo.

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Post by deadpuppiesandwhores »

fucked that one up didn't i? anyways i meant to say, so do i.


not so funny anymore, but it was fucking hysterical like 5 minutes ago.
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders

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i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.

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IntoxiChrist wrote:I think we folks are the last people who'd condemn you for being sloshed, amigo.
comprende' espanolo? yo hablo espanolo muy goodo. yo tako tres yearos del espanolo.
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders

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i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.

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deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:fucked that one up didn't i? anyways i meant to say, so do i.


not so funny anymore, but it was fucking hysterical like 5 minutes ago.
Thanks for the clarificaton. I had no idea what the hell you were talking about. "So do my what? My little twin stars? What the...is he talking about my breasts???"

Which is fine, because they do indeed have ninja powers.
I've been here, I've been there, I've been everywhere...and your well still tastes like shoes. I'll take another.

IntoxiChrist

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Your Spanish is impeccable, DPAW. Truly, you're a renaissance man.

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Generic Jug wrote:What the...is he talking about my breasts???"
He may not have been, but now I am.
Which is fine, because they do indeed have ninja powers.
Agreed.

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Generic Jug wrote:
deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:fucked that one up didn't i? anyways i meant to say, so do i.


not so funny anymore, but it was fucking hysterical like 5 minutes ago.
Thanks for the clarificaton. I had no idea what the hell you were talking about. "So do my what? My little twin stars? What the...is he talking about my breasts???"

Which is fine, because they do indeed have ninja powers.
whoa! you just made my head spin. "so do you" was meant for something competely different and slightly offensive... to some. the one i was referring to was when i quoted... someone, i don't remember who, and forgot to attach my message. don't ever make me explain agian! i don't know why, just don't.
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders

http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8ERHQN

i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.

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IntoxiChrist wrote:Your Spanish is impeccable, DPAW. Truly, you're a renaissance man.
Huh?
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IntoxiChrist wrote:Your Spanish is impeccable, DPAW. Truly, you're a renaissance man.
grassy ass.
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders

http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8ERHQN

i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.

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Post by Generic Jug »

IntoxiChrist wrote:
Generic Jug wrote:What the...is he talking about my breasts???"
He may not have been, but now I am.
Which is fine, because they do indeed have ninja powers.
Agreed.
*grin* Thanks babe, but I don't think the others on this board want to know all that.
I've been here, I've been there, I've been everywhere...and your well still tastes like shoes. I'll take another.

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