Top Ten (or so) Facts About Oggar

lanternchikk · Post by **lanternchikk** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 7:07 pm

...and Oggar of course washed his hands afterwards. Any sane person would do so after touching Dieter Bohlen. Yuck!
But then, maybe Oggar is immune to 'I only think with my dick but my dick is so small I cannot really think with it' Bohlmonella.

Fast Cast · Post by **Fast Cast** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 7:11 pm

I remember the night Oggar invented the Black & Tan. It was almost called the Black & Blue, but the bartender smartened up and quickly bought him several more rounds.

Screwball · Post by **Screwball** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 7:12 pm

Oggar once drank a Molotov Coctail.He told the guy who threw it,"Give me another one, and put some STANK on it, this time!"

Fast Cast · Post by **Fast Cast** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 7:30 pm

A 15.5 gallon barrel of beer is universally known as a half-keg...

except at Oggar's grammar school, where it was referred to as his thermos.

massivedrunk · Post by **massivedrunk** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 7:48 pm

Oggar is a regular stop on seven brewery tours. Oddly one of them is Sapporo.

ruiner · Post by **ruiner** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 7:50 pm

oggar's tears are made of the finest bourbon in all the land. too bad he has never cried.

massivedrunk · Post by **massivedrunk** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 7:51 pm

Oggar once beat up the Pope. Oddly enough the pope said it was OK, on the grounds that they were letting his blood for Altar Wine.

fiyah · Post by **fiyah** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 9:04 pm

Moses didn't part the Red Sea.. He told Oggar that it was beer, and Oggar drank it up..

Hoover Dam was built to hold Oggar's Private Reserve..

And Oggar came down from the mountain with barrels of his new brew called Oggarmeister.. The Germans celebrated this new brew, cheering "Yayy Oggarmeister".. Consequently they became so wasted, they slurred the phrase to become "Jaegermeister"..

One for the Frog · Post by **One for the Frog** » Thu Nov 30, 2006 2:55 am

There is at least one sloughi called Oggar al Hakam D'Imi-N-Tanout. And this is true:
http://www.pawpeds.com/cgi-bin/SLO?a=di ... 825/db=SLO

danger awesome · Post by **danger awesome** » Thu Nov 30, 2006 5:21 am

At least half of these aren't rip-offs of those shitty 'Chuck Norris facts' which everyone thinks they're the first to have ever heard of, still.

Oggar thinks vodka is a mixer.

Fast Cast · Post by **Fast Cast** » Thu Nov 30, 2006 1:06 pm

John Force recently won his unprecedented 14th NHRA Funny Car Championship. The secret to his success? He uses Oggar's sweat as an additive in his nitromethane fuel. Not only does that increase horsepower by 50%, it also makes the competition afraid to win.

Dirty Lou · Post by **Dirty Lou** » Thu Nov 30, 2006 4:48 pm

Oggar drinks so much no one, No fucking one will ever challange the King for his crown of the Clash of the Tightest.

No one

Frankennietzsche · Post by **Frankennietzsche** » Thu Nov 30, 2006 5:00 pm

Oggar's middle name is Farnsley.

fiyah · Post by **fiyah** » Thu Nov 30, 2006 5:30 pm

The Titanic crashed when it ran into one of the ice-cubes in Oggar's bloody mary..

Fast Cast · Post by **Fast Cast** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 10:30 am

Few people know that Oggar was a finalist for the brewmaster's position at Coor's brewery. They planned to utilize a master recipe for Coor's Light based on the composition of his urine, until it was determined that the ABV was much too high to be a Coor's product.