I can't quit him.prickortreat wrote:quit hogging him.BeerMakesMeSmart wrote:He's been delayed.prickortreat wrote:and where is that russian hooker I ordered in spring 2006?
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Blondeinabenz wrote:BeerMakesMeSmart wrote:And why is the clock off by 10 minutes? And why can't the messageborad just type what I'm thinking? And how come there's no sound? And why can't we have free tacos?
We need a Ladies Lounge here, as well.
listen honey, first off, ill have a bourbon on the rocks. second, YOU are not WE. not yet anyways.
third, dont go tellin people how to run their board. we dont come to your job and slap the dick out of your mouth, do we?
You see in this world there are two kinds of people, my friend. Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig.
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You forgot the apostrophe in "don't".witches' brewiner wrote:Blondeinabenz wrote:BeerMakesMeSmart wrote:And why is the clock off by 10 minutes? And why can't the messageborad just type what I'm thinking? And how come there's no sound? And why can't we have free tacos?
We need a Ladies Lounge here, as well.
listen honey, first off, ill have a bourbon on the rocks. second, YOU are not WE. not yet anyways.
third, dont go tellin people how to run their board. we dont come to your job and slap the dick out of your mouth, do we?
Proverbs 31:6&7
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"Pain is sometimes the price of laughter."-Oggar
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"The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane"-Marcus Aurelius
And afterwords we can run amok! Or if you're too tired, we can walk amok.
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you're lonely when crystal and i aren't around, aren't you?Hanging Judge wrote:You forgot the apostrophe in "don't".witches' brewiner wrote:Blondeinabenz wrote:
We need a Ladies Lounge here, as well.
listen honey, first off, ill have a bourbon on the rocks. second, YOU are not WE. not yet anyways.
third, dont go tellin people how to run their board. we dont come to your job and slap the dick out of your mouth, do we?
You see in this world there are two kinds of people, my friend. Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig.
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And "I'll" and the g in "telling."Hanging Judge wrote:You forgot the apostrophe in "don't".witches' brewiner wrote:Blondeinabenz wrote:
We need a Ladies Lounge here, as well.
listen honey, first off, ill have a bourbon on the rocks. second, YOU are not WE. not yet anyways.
third, dont go tellin people how to run their board. we dont come to your job and slap the dick out of your mouth, do we?
I'll miss you, pallie.
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It fits like a beer stain on the front of my shirt..BeerMakesMeSmart wrote:Yes, illiteracy fits you well.witches' brewiner wrote:not my style. punctuation is of course, optional.BeerMakesMeSmart wrote:At least we didn't mention your capitalization problems.
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[23:03] <@fabric> dont masturbate to me
[13:22] <@Veen> I need to find the penis monster
[23:03] <@fabric> dont masturbate to me
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that's the best thing I've read in at least three days.witches' brewiner wrote:listen honey, first off, ill have a bourbon on the rocks. second, YOU are not WE. not yet anyways.
third, dont go tellin people how to run their board. we dont come to your job and slap the dick out of your mouth, do we?
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That there is all star material.witches' brewiner wrote:Blondeinabenz wrote:BeerMakesMeSmart wrote:And why is the clock off by 10 minutes? And why can't the messageborad just type what I'm thinking? And how come there's no sound? And why can't we have free tacos?
We need a Ladies Lounge here, as well.
listen honey, first off, ill have a bourbon on the rocks. second, YOU are not WE. not yet anyways.
third, dont go tellin people how to run their board. we dont come to your job and slap the dick out of your mouth, do we?
You raise the blade, you make the change
You re-arrange me 'till I'm sane
You lock the door
And throw away the key
There's someone in my head but it's not me.
You re-arrange me 'till I'm sane
You lock the door
And throw away the key
There's someone in my head but it's not me.
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throw my nomation in there..I has a spork wrote:That there is all star material.witches' brewiner wrote:Blondeinabenz wrote:
We need a Ladies Lounge here, as well.
listen honey, first off, ill have a bourbon on the rocks. second, YOU are not WE. not yet anyways.
third, dont go tellin people how to run their board. we dont come to your job and slap the dick out of your mouth, do we?
I think he ranted these words to me at Logan on a Monday afternoon.. I still couldn't make out the type of bourbon..
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[13:22] <@Veen> I need to find the penis monster
[23:03] <@fabric> dont masturbate to me
[13:22] <@Veen> I need to find the penis monster
[23:03] <@fabric> dont masturbate to me
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