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ruiner
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by ruiner » Sun Jun 15, 2008 11:24 am
FNZ wrote: Poor Mike.
you don't know the half of it pal.
You see in this world there are two kinds of people, my friend. Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig.
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by greygoose » Sun Jun 15, 2008 2:42 pm
Mayhem wrote: Rowdydrunk79 wrote: I love these people, except ruiner, fuck him.
I wouldn't fuck him with a bag of stolen dicks.
Liar.
As far as the lyme disease goes, y'all need to stop fucking deer.
why is my moral compass always pointed east? that's the direction of the nearest liquor store.
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by peetie44 » Sun Jun 15, 2008 2:50 pm
vagrant wrote:
y'all need to stop fucking deer.
Ok, hunny!
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by Judge » Sun Jun 15, 2008 5:59 pm
He's left on his next leg of his journey and on time at that. We had a wonderful visit and he experienced some pretty unexpected things. Plenty of pics and/or stories to follow in a few days.
Proverbs 31:6&7
"Pain is sometimes the price of laughter."-Oggar
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by G_W » Sun Jun 15, 2008 9:38 pm
Never feel sorry for Mike.
Ever.
steved wrote: Proof is just information.
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Mayhem
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by Mayhem » Mon Jun 16, 2008 8:11 pm
gerald_weigel wrote: Never feel sorry for Mike.
Ever.
Concur.
Drink your fucking drink, how about that? Stop the fuckin' presses, isn't it genius??
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by Savage » Tue Jun 17, 2008 5:04 pm
He was here. I think. Things in general are a bit of a blur, but that's par for the course, eh? I think he was quite nice and he and Grumpy argued about politics a lot, a subject of which I know little, so I drank some more, and all was good.
like tears in rain
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by whiskeyprick » Tue Jun 17, 2008 5:08 pm
Savage wrote: He was here. I think. Things in general are a bit of a blur, but that's par for the course, eh? I think he was quite nice and he and Grumpy argued about politics a lot, a subject of which I know little, so I drank some more, and all was good.
Fucking awesome, if I coulda been a fly on a beer bottle...
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by Crystal » Wed Jun 18, 2008 5:05 pm
Mayhem wrote: gerald_weigel wrote: Never feel sorry for Mike.
Ever.
Concur.
Hey- you two be nice. He's going to be the father of my baby.
Turns out some VERY unexpected things happened. I'm 15 weeks 3 days pregnant. It's a boy. Found all of this out yesterday officially.
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
GFYCMD- Go Fuck Yourself, Captain Mike Davis.
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by Frankennietzsche » Wed Jun 18, 2008 5:45 pm
Crystal wrote:
Hey- you two be nice. He's going to be the father of my baby.
Turns out some VERY unexpected things happened. I'm 15 weeks 3 days pregnant. It's a boy. Found all of this out yesterday officially.
Que?
For serious?
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
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"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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by Crystal » Wed Jun 18, 2008 5:48 pm
FNZ wrote: Crystal wrote:
Hey- you two be nice. He's going to be the father of my baby.
Turns out some VERY unexpected things happened. I'm 15 weeks 3 days pregnant. It's a boy. Found all of this out yesterday officially.
Que?
For serious?
For serious. Can you believe it? I had NO idea!
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
GFYCMD- Go Fuck Yourself, Captain Mike Davis.
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by Frankennietzsche » Wed Jun 18, 2008 5:49 pm
Well, congradulations.
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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by Crystal » Wed Jun 18, 2008 5:51 pm
Thank you! Mike and I have quite a bit to plan out still. We only have 6 months to do it all, too.
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
GFYCMD- Go Fuck Yourself, Captain Mike Davis.
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by Frankennietzsche » Wed Jun 18, 2008 5:53 pm
Name him after me.
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
Crystal
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by Crystal » Wed Jun 18, 2008 5:55 pm
If your name is Mike, then you got it.
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
GFYCMD- Go Fuck Yourself, Captain Mike Davis.