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Hail to the Sarge, bring on some ice cold beers because it 's too warm here.
By the way, can I just point out that the Sarge's signature thing at the bottom of his posts is (at the time of writing) a quote from me!Fame at last.

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Shmoo wrote:"This is good stuff. I got it from a Negro. You're probably high already and you don't even know it."
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ruiner wrote:hi sarge. im ruiner. ive never, ever, under any circumstances, done anyone any harm. seriously.
He has, however, caused some people to go through an entire bottle of nitro on some Sunday morning.
Drink your fucking drink, how about that? Stop the fuckin' presses, isn't it genius??
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coqui_chris wrote:
Shmoo wrote:"This is good stuff. I got it from a Negro. You're probably high already and you don't even know it."
"You'll get nothing and like it!"
A hoi polloi. You look like you just stepped out of a scotch ad.
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hi sarge. where is that god blessed little cohort of your's bmms? last i heard he pitched his arm off to a bunch of little leaguers in an alumni game and got a complete game and a shutout. snce you are new, i will take a mason jar of bourbon. welcome back aboard!

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Sarge is an asshole of epic proportions.
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Hey Sarge, I'll have some good bourbon, neat.
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Heyyyy sarge...my name is felipe and ive come along way to say hello to you...me drinky water and tip it for you...hello...sarge? can i say hello? You good persons and talk that way....hello?

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king buzzo wrote:Heyyyy sarge...my name is felipe and ive come along way to say hello to you...me drinky water and tip it for you...hello...sarge? can i say hello? You good persons and talk that way....hello?
Bro, you are pretty funny... and I mean that in a good way

but i hope you didn't steal that from some comedy routine
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cornbread714 wrote:
king buzzo wrote:Heyyyy sarge...my name is felipe and ive come along way to say hello to you...me drinky water and tip it for you...hello...sarge? can i say hello? You good persons and talk that way....hello?
Bro, you are pretty funny... and I mean that in a good way

but i hope you didn't steal that from some comedy routine
Steal? my foodstamps i did not steal and still they come...i only speak of the truth and stuff..thank you for your words cause they are good....hello?

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Anybody Else get the feeling that BMMS is posting as Sarge Again?
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Bender! wrote:Anybody Else get the feeling that BMMS is posting as Sarge Again?
Again?
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The REAL Sarge could launch a rope salute out of his pecker and still get back to the teahouse in time for evening Zimas with the rest of the ladies.

Oh, wait. That's Casino.

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BeerMakesMeSmart wrote:
Bender! wrote:Anybody Else get the feeling that BMMS is posting as Sarge Again?
Again?
I get you and Fast Cast confused. You look so alike.
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FNZ wrote:
coqui_chris wrote:
Shmoo wrote:"This is good stuff. I got it from a Negro. You're probably high already and you don't even know it."
"You'll get nothing and like it!"
A hoi polloi. You look like you just stepped out of a scotch ad.
Hey Judge. Where's your hat?
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