Hail to the Sarge, bring on some ice cold beers because it 's too warm here.
By the way, can I just point out that the Sarge's signature thing at the bottom of his posts is (at the time of writing) a quote from me!Fame at last.
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"You'll get nothing and like it!"Shmoo wrote:"This is good stuff. I got it from a Negro. You're probably high already and you don't even know it."
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He has, however, caused some people to go through an entire bottle of nitro on some Sunday morning.ruiner wrote:hi sarge. im ruiner. ive never, ever, under any circumstances, done anyone any harm. seriously.
Drink your fucking drink, how about that? Stop the fuckin' presses, isn't it genius??
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A hoi polloi. You look like you just stepped out of a scotch ad.coqui_chris wrote:"You'll get nothing and like it!"Shmoo wrote:"This is good stuff. I got it from a Negro. You're probably high already and you don't even know it."
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hi sarge. where is that god blessed little cohort of your's bmms? last i heard he pitched his arm off to a bunch of little leaguers in an alumni game and got a complete game and a shutout. snce you are new, i will take a mason jar of bourbon. welcome back aboard!
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Hey Sarge, I'll have some good bourbon, neat.
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Heyyyy sarge...my name is felipe and ive come along way to say hello to you...me drinky water and tip it for you...hello...sarge? can i say hello? You good persons and talk that way....hello?
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Bro, you are pretty funny... and I mean that in a good wayking buzzo wrote:Heyyyy sarge...my name is felipe and ive come along way to say hello to you...me drinky water and tip it for you...hello...sarge? can i say hello? You good persons and talk that way....hello?
but i hope you didn't steal that from some comedy routine
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Steal? my foodstamps i did not steal and still they come...i only speak of the truth and stuff..thank you for your words cause they are good....hello?cornbread714 wrote:Bro, you are pretty funny... and I mean that in a good wayking buzzo wrote:Heyyyy sarge...my name is felipe and ive come along way to say hello to you...me drinky water and tip it for you...hello...sarge? can i say hello? You good persons and talk that way....hello?
but i hope you didn't steal that from some comedy routine
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Anybody Else get the feeling that BMMS is posting as Sarge Again?
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Again?Bender! wrote:Anybody Else get the feeling that BMMS is posting as Sarge Again?
I'll miss you, pallie.
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The REAL Sarge could launch a rope salute out of his pecker and still get back to the teahouse in time for evening Zimas with the rest of the ladies.
Oh, wait. That's Casino.
As you were, then.
Oh, wait. That's Casino.
As you were, then.
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I get you and Fast Cast confused. You look so alike.BeerMakesMeSmart wrote:Again?Bender! wrote:Anybody Else get the feeling that BMMS is posting as Sarge Again?
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Hey Judge. Where's your hat?FNZ wrote:A hoi polloi. You look like you just stepped out of a scotch ad.coqui_chris wrote:"You'll get nothing and like it!"Shmoo wrote:"This is good stuff. I got it from a Negro. You're probably high already and you don't even know it."
"To avoid criticism: Do nothing, Say nothing, Be nothing" - Fred Shero
"You hear players, media people say it's tough to play in Philly in front of these fans. To those people, I say, you didn't have the guts to succeed here." - John Kruk
"You hear players, media people say it's tough to play in Philly in front of these fans. To those people, I say, you didn't have the guts to succeed here." - John Kruk