My dream girl

[peetie44]

...and this is why I support stem-cell research:

[Mayhem]

I met a woman who could outdrink me, but she got mean about 90% of the time she drank. She physically abused me, mentally abused me, knocked me off a bar stool, and locked me out of the house in the middle of high desert in Colorado with the coyotes howling late at night.
Another woman couldn't outdrink me, but got sloppy mean and hateful when too much Winebox passed her lips.

[Dr. Dotto S. Blotto]

ACK! that's awful, Mayhem. >:(
She was not worthy of you.

[Mayhem]

ACK! that's awful, Mayhem. >:(
She was not worthy of you.

Thanks doll. I realized that before it was too late to save my soul, but not before I spent myself into insurmountable debt.

[Artie2002]

I met a woman who could outdrink me, but she got mean about 90% of the time she drank. She physically abused me, mentally abused me, knocked me off a bar stool, and locked me out of the house in the middle of high desert in Colorado with the coyotes howling late at night.
Another woman couldn't outdrink me, but got sloppy mean and hateful when too much Winebox passed her lips.

Holy Fuck Dude.

Anything else you want to confess to?

Here is a rule Artie follows with women:

ALWAYS be the one in charge.

Do that and the coyotes won't get a taste.

Comprende Comrade?

[cornbread714]

Here is a rule Artie follows with women:

ALWAYS be the one in charge.

Do that and the coyotes won't get a taste.

Comprende Comrade?

Wow, you really are an asshole

[Artie2002]

Here is a rule Artie follows with women:

ALWAYS be the one in charge.

Do that and the coyotes won't get a taste.

Comprende Comrade?

Wow, you really are an asshole

No. I tell the truth.

If you can't handle that, then go fuck yourself ASAP!

[cornbread714]

If you can't handle that, then go fuck yourself ASAP!

Thanks for proving my point so clearly

[Artie2002]

If you can't handle that, then go fuck yourself ASAP!

Thanks for proving my point so clearly

Again, go fuck yourself.

It will be more pleasurable than anything else you're likely to encounter.

[cornbread714]

Artie, I don't believe you are making a lot of friends here.
Why don't you wake up to the fact that you are not impressing anyone with your macho wannabe player shit?
I bet you can't bondo your way out of a paper bag

[Artie2002]

Artie, I don't believe you are making a lot of friends here.
Why don't you wake up to the fact that you are not impressing anyone with your macho wannabe player shit?
I bet you can't bondo your way out of a paper bag

You attack without cause. I defend.

If you object, then boot me from your sand box.

I could care less.

PS-It's also not a good idea to reveal wimpy ass details about ones personal life in public if they aren't to be fair game for public reply.

[l...]

I met a woman who could outdrink me, but she got mean about 90% of the time she drank. She physically abused me, mentally abused me, knocked me off a bar stool, and locked me out of the house in the middle of high desert in Colorado with the coyotes howling late at night.
Another woman couldn't outdrink me, but got sloppy mean and hateful when too much Winebox passed her lips.

at least one of them introduced shmoo to pink capris...;)
oh, and the other ...well, i can't think of anything.

[cornbread714]

You attack without cause. I defend.

If you object, then boot me from your sand box.

I could care less.

PS-It's also not a good idea to reveal wimpy ass details about ones personal life in public if they aren't to be fair game for public reply.

You're right about fair game, and all, which makes you fair game, too. I just think you're annoying, and you've revealed enough details about your own self in this thread and others for me to be able to call you out

[calx]

i'm with you mayhem. i tend to attract mean and angry women myself. drunk or otherwise.

[Artie2002]

You attack without cause. I defend.

If you object, then boot me from your sand box.

I could care less.

PS-It's also not a good idea to reveal wimpy ass details about ones personal life in public if they aren't to be fair game for public reply.

You're right about fair game, and all, which makes you fair game, too. I just think you're annoying, and you've revealed enough details about your own self in this thread and others for me to be able to call you out

Son, you don't know me well enough to call me.

I'm not going to sit here and take shit from you or anyone else over public statements.

If you don't like it, boot me now or shut the fuck up.