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Troll 2 wins by regenerating more than 6 hp per round. But both require a goodly amount of firewater to defeat, so we're all "winners".
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Re: Trolls to the left of me

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I don't even know what any of that means.
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dez wrote:I don't even know what any of that means.
It's safer that way. Stay out of Nilbog.
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Mayhem wrote:It's safer that way. Stay out of Nilbog.
I almost googled that.
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funny thing is, i did get it.
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Mayhem wrote:
dez wrote:I don't even know what any of that means.
It's safer that way. Stay out of Nilbog.
Yeah, just keep singing that song that I like so much
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Re: Trolls to the left of me

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[your favourite book/movie/band/drink] is shit. you are a moron.


would a troll's favourite song be "Under the Bridge"?
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Bundy wrote:[your favourite book/movie/band/drink] is shit. you are a moron.


would a troll's favourite song be "Under the Bridge"?
This isn't MySpace, buddyboy.
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Re: Trolls to the left of me

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Bundy wrote:

would a troll's favourite song be "Under the Bridge"?
Do trolls have a favorite anything? I never pictured a troll REALLY enjoying anything. Not even masturbation.
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dez wrote:
Bundy wrote:

would a troll's favourite song be "Under the Bridge"?
Do trolls have a favorite anything? I never pictured a troll REALLY enjoying anything. Not even masturbation.
oh no, trolls LOVE wanking. by definition a troll is a wanker anyway.

besides the only action they ever get close to is being violated by a large goat.
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Bundy[butt] wrote:
dez wrote:
Bundy wrote:

would a troll's favourite song be "Under the Bridge"?
Do trolls have a favorite anything? I never pictured a troll REALLY enjoying anything. Not even masturbation.
oh no, trolls LOVE wanking. by definition a troll is a wanker anyway.

besides the only action they ever get close to is being violated by a large goat.
Spoken like someone who is intimitely knowledgeable.
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Re: Trolls to the left of me

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with wanking or goat violation?

because both = half a bucket of spunk covered win!
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Bundy[butt] wrote:with wanking or goat violation?

because both = half a bucket of spunk covered win!
Win is a win.
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dez wrote:
Bundy wrote:

would a troll's favourite song be "Under the Bridge"?
Do trolls have a favorite anything? I never pictured a troll REALLY enjoying anything. Not even masturbation.
True fact: Trolls lay eggs.
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Re: Trolls to the left of me

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trolls have three sphincters
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