My old man always said, "what most people call thinking is merely the rearrangement of prejudices". He was quoting someone, but i can't remember who, so he gets the credit.felinamojokitty wrote:it takes leaps and bounds to let go of the past thoughts...but it is just as challenging to hold on to beliefs..when the opposing current is strong..
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Be safe everyone.
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cheers to your old man methmethfront wrote:My old man always said, "what most people call thinking is merely the rearrangement of prejudices". He was quoting someone, but i can't remember who, so he gets the credit.felinamojokitty wrote:it takes leaps and bounds to let go of the past thoughts...but it is just as challenging to hold on to beliefs..when the opposing current is strong..
thinking is shifting bricks..
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You put booze in the wrong hole (meaning other than your mouth) and you die, I say you got what you deserved. Idiotos!
If you aren't at least enjoying the getting drunk part, I say you are a mere alcoholic, not a drunkard.
If you aren't at least enjoying the getting drunk part, I say you are a mere alcoholic, not a drunkard.
Bourbon is my blood.
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She said if your 12-year-old is drinking that much caffeine, it begs the question what will they be doing at 15?
Well probably graduating with a great grade average, what else you gonna do at 5 AM when you are wired on caffine but watch late night Discovery and shit.
Well probably graduating with a great grade average, what else you gonna do at 5 AM when you are wired on caffine but watch late night Discovery and shit.
"That's only a problem if you stop drinking"
"Nationality? I'm a drunkard, and that makes me a man of the world"
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"Nationality? I'm a drunkard, and that makes me a man of the world"
"The word "pub" should never need to be followed by the word "why""
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Personally,
My arse is a one way door, stuff comes out it, never back through the other way!
My arse is a one way door, stuff comes out it, never back through the other way!
Go hard or go home!
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Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
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Natural selection at its finest.
<@Riddeford> lying on the ground laughing then going to get drunk on a pier. isn't what was fabric was born to do?
<apE> if theyd spend half as much time drinking as they do bitching, itd all be good
<@Fabric> Pint: why do I feel like shit?
<%pint> Fabric: people
<@fiyah> you're unemployed and drunk, you have no standards
<apE> if theyd spend half as much time drinking as they do bitching, itd all be good
<@Fabric> Pint: why do I feel like shit?
<%pint> Fabric: people
<@fiyah> you're unemployed and drunk, you have no standards
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Would love to meet one of these morons so I could slap them silly. Here, just drink some Bookers, it will have the same effect. Oh, except I wouldn't waste Bookers on them.
Bourbon is my blood.
"Gren Label will rock on the show for me." bot rehan507
"women want to better express themselves. Dress up as their own performance this will be a lack of confidence." bot clshoo348
select backwards to God, his safekeeping a weapon homeopathy bold deed, president each opposite's cervix. bot klmn619
"Gren Label will rock on the show for me." bot rehan507
"women want to better express themselves. Dress up as their own performance this will be a lack of confidence." bot clshoo348
select backwards to God, his safekeeping a weapon homeopathy bold deed, president each opposite's cervix. bot klmn619
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More likely it's most logical inevitability.Fabricsoftner wrote:Natural selection at its finest.
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"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
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My dad cought me drinking for the first time and said "Are you smoking dope" I said no, "Are you doing other drugs?" Again no, "Are you driving drunk" no, "Well then fuck it I'll get you a beer"
Take note parents, prevent drug use by promoting alcohol!
Love ya Dad!
Take note parents, prevent drug use by promoting alcohol!
Love ya Dad!
Fear the Man, kill the snitch. Just remember life's a bitch.
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Oh nooo, my brain!
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