Corona in bottle. or a can?
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Re: Corona in bottle. or a can?
woah, maybe if it is 90F and i have been pulling weeds all day in this shit hole, i would take the 24 oz bottle, followed by whiskey or brandy until i fall asleep.
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Re: Corona in bottle. or a can?
The way I figure it, if the beer isn't going to taste good, it better be potent.
I don't know if Corona has either going for it. I'd drink it if it was free.
I don't know if Corona has either going for it. I'd drink it if it was free.
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Re: Corona in bottle. or a can?
If we're talking Mexican/Caribbean Lagers, I'll take Negra Modelo or some Presidente over Corona any day.
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Re: Corona in bottle. or a can?
yep. also, keeps the flies out.Judge wrote: There's a reason for the lime...its shitty beer and needs the help.
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Re: Corona in bottle. or a can?
I sometimes wonder if we're not responsible for letting them selling that crap (any kind of bad beer), I mean, a kick in the face before pissing on the broken teeth costs nothing.Wingman wrote:yep. also, keeps the flies out.Judge wrote: There's a reason for the lime...its shitty beer and needs the help.
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Re: Corona in bottle. or a can?
i for one don't feel morally obligated to stop people selling shitty beer. all we can do is set a good example, i always say.Mr Boozificator wrote: I sometimes wonder if we're not responsible for letting them selling that crap (any kind of bad beer), I mean, a kick in the face before pissing on the broken teeth costs nothing.
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Re: Corona in bottle. or a can?
But still, some of those beers contain close to no alcohol and have no taste at all. Must we allow them to name that beer?Wingman wrote:i for one don't feel morally obligated to stop people selling shitty beer. all we can do is set a good example, i always say.Mr Boozificator wrote: I sometimes wonder if we're not responsible for letting them selling that crap (any kind of bad beer), I mean, a kick in the face before pissing on the broken teeth costs nothing.
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Re: Corona in bottle. or a can?
When I was a teenager, I used to drink Corona with lime and salt on the outside. Finally it donned on me- if I need to completely mask the taste of the swill, I should just change the beer for something better.
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Re: Corona in bottle. or a can?
"Let me ask you one question: Can I come over?"Crystal wrote:When I was a teenager, I used to drink Corona with lime and salt on the outside. Finally it donned on me- if I need to completely mask the taste of the swill, I should just change the beer for something better.
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Re: Corona in bottle. or a can?
Getting ready to crack open a bottle of (Belgian brewed) asparagus beer (5.6% abv).
Stay tuned...
Stay tuned...
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Re: Corona in bottle. or a can?
I would like to know all the details about that.peetie44 wrote:Getting ready to crack open a bottle of Asparagus beer (??)
Stay tuned...
I would also like to see you playing live, but that's an other story.
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Re: Corona in bottle. or a can?
I refuse to vote on the condition that it may implicate me as a fan of Corona or its distribution centers in any way.
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Re: Corona in bottle. or a can?
While I have not the current capacity to read and translate the nearly microscopic, Vlaamisch printing on the label of this 50cl bottle, there is said to be coriander also involved.Mr Boozificator wrote:I would like to know all the details about that.peetie44 wrote:Getting ready to crack open a bottle of Asparagus beer (??)
Stay tuned...
I would also like to see you playing live, but that's an other story.
Taste-wise, it's a somewhat darker (both in color and taste) version of a classic Flemish witbier (white beer). The overall balance seems perfect and you can easily pick out the subtle taste of the white asparagus used in this brew.
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Re: Corona in bottle. or a can?
Seconded.Crystal wrote:I refuse to vote on the condition that it may implicate me as a fan of Corona or its distribution centers in any way.