Those laws we'd like to see implemented.
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Mr. Viking
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Re: Those laws we'd like to see implemented.
no no smoking in smoking pubs
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No right, well gentlemen, I'll just remind you of the faculty rules: Rule one - no pooftahs. Rule two, no member of the faculty is to maltreat the Abbos in any way whatsoever - if there's anybody watching. Rule three - no pooftahs. Rule four - I don't want to catch anyone not drinking in their room after lights out. Rule five - no pooftahs. Rule six - there is no rule six! Rule seven - no pooftahs. That concludes the reading of the rules, Bruce.
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Re: Those laws we'd like to see implemented.
That's fine, too.Mr. Viking wrote:no no smoking in smoking pubs
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Pub near me has a big sign, "Sir Walter Raleigh drank here!" right next to a no smoking sign. Anyone for irony?
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Mr. Viking
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did Sir Walter Raleigh smoke?Palinka wrote:Pub near me has a big sign, "Sir Walter Raleigh drank here!" right next to a no smoking sign. Anyone for irony?
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also, his colony grew relatively fat on tobacco. not that he ever came here, mind....Palinka wrote:Potatoes and Aminds, yeah.Mr. Viking wrote: did Sir Walter Raleigh smoke?
Stupid should hurt.
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Mr. Viking wrote:did Sir Walter Raleigh smoke?Palinka wrote:Pub near me has a big sign, "Sir Walter Raleigh drank here!" right next to a no smoking sign. Anyone for irony?
Having been one of the people to popularise tobacco smoking in England, he left a small tobacco pouch, found in his cell shortly after his execution. Engraved upon the pouch was a Latin inscription: Comes meus fuit in illo miserrimo tempore ("It was my companion at that most miserable time").
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Rule no. 1: No TVs in bar. If you need the idiot box to get through the night, stay at home in your feculent dwelling, surrounded by Cheetos bags and spent liters of Mountain Dew.
Rule no. 2: Shut the fuck up. Talk to your companions, but if I have trouble enjoying my drink or companions because of the noise emanating from your cakehole, STFU!
Rule no. 3: If I decline your offer of a drink, slink away, and never darken my personal space again.
Rule no. 4: Don't order a sissy drink. Even I, a girly girl type, with the body parts to give me a pass, only drink those drinks in private, with the shades drawn, and no witnesses, save Grumpy, who has a double-secret top clearance, or some such.
Rule no. 5: I don't know. I've lost interest. I'm going to pour another bourbon and order random books from Amazon. Bye-bye.
Rule no. 2: Shut the fuck up. Talk to your companions, but if I have trouble enjoying my drink or companions because of the noise emanating from your cakehole, STFU!
Rule no. 3: If I decline your offer of a drink, slink away, and never darken my personal space again.
Rule no. 4: Don't order a sissy drink. Even I, a girly girl type, with the body parts to give me a pass, only drink those drinks in private, with the shades drawn, and no witnesses, save Grumpy, who has a double-secret top clearance, or some such.
Rule no. 5: I don't know. I've lost interest. I'm going to pour another bourbon and order random books from Amazon. Bye-bye.
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Re: Those laws we'd like to see implemented.
And no stupid people in public, without a keeper.
based on today's debacle
based on today's debacle
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