Sharts.I really, really, really Hate the Sharts.
brb...I pooped 'em.
Things that are WRONG!
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Mr. Viking
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Re: Things that are WRONG!
natural but fucking wrongScrewball wrote:Sharts.I really, really, really Hate the Sharts.
brb...I pooped 'em.
"I spent all of my money on cars, women and booze, the rest of it I squandered" G. Best
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greygoose1
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Re: Things that are WRONG!
Dirty hippies.treetop wrote:foreigners.
i am so sorry but i just had to.
mainly for p.
Socks with mandals (yes, I've learned my lesson)
Westboro Baptist Church
Ted Nugent
Broccoli
Our neighbors
Our dogs' farts
Hootie and the Blowfish
The deaths of all the great rock stars
Fetch! with Ruff Ruffman
Teletubbies
I thanks you for your time...
"...there's no app for a bourbon buzz on a warm day in a cool, dark bar. The world will always want a drink".
~Gillian Flynn
'Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right'
~Isaac Asimov
A person can work up a mean, mean thirst
after a hard day of doing nothing much at all...
~The Replacements
~Gillian Flynn
'Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right'
~Isaac Asimov
A person can work up a mean, mean thirst
after a hard day of doing nothing much at all...
~The Replacements
Re: Things that are WRONG!
"frenemy" :P
That's what I call Drunkard justice. I hate prisses like that. They're mincing their way through life when they should be marching. ~fkr.
I wish i could find me a woman who drinks!~ruiner..on lack of women drinkers.
I wish i could find me a woman who drinks!~ruiner..on lack of women drinkers.
Re: Things that are WRONG!
The M25 and the Dartford fucking shit arse Crossing in particular.
"Spiny norman wins on the bizzare terror stakes, if you haven't been stared at by a 40-foot hedgehog, you haven't lived." - Saltandgin
"Every time you don't get loaded, the terrorists win." - massivedrunk
WWDJFD?
"Every time you don't get loaded, the terrorists win." - massivedrunk
WWDJFD?
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I HATE THE WORD ''HUBBY''. I've posted it again.
That's what I call Drunkard justice. I hate prisses like that. They're mincing their way through life when they should be marching. ~fkr.
I wish i could find me a woman who drinks!~ruiner..on lack of women drinkers.
I wish i could find me a woman who drinks!~ruiner..on lack of women drinkers.
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Mr Boozificator
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Re: Things that are WRONG!
Throwing away hundreds of thousands of litres of milk every year.
"I never want to go to bed if there are still beers in the fridge, but then I am always hopeful that there are beers left in there when I wake up.". Thirstydrunk.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
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Mr. Viking
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Re: Things that are WRONG!
my sister is living in the south of england and the M25 really does seem to be a defining part of southern english cultureGinSoakedGirl wrote:The M25 and the Dartford fucking shit arse Crossing in particular.
"I spent all of my money on cars, women and booze, the rest of it I squandered" G. Best
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Mr Boozificator
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Re: Things that are WRONG!
People who let their kids yell or play loud video games in the train.
"I never want to go to bed if there are still beers in the fridge, but then I am always hopeful that there are beers left in there when I wake up.". Thirstydrunk.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
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Palinka (RIP)
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Re: Things that are WRONG!
People who have business meetings on the train.Mr Boozificator wrote:People who let their kids yell or play loud video games in the train.
In fact, people who do not drink heavily on trains (underground and metro excluded).
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
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"The trouble with internet quotes is that one can never be sure if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
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Mr. Viking
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Re: Things that are WRONG!
I was on a train and a couple had their child naked and running up and down the isles making small talk with people. It was quite alarmingMr Boozificator wrote:People who let their kids yell or play loud video games in the train.
"I spent all of my money on cars, women and booze, the rest of it I squandered" G. Best
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Frankennietzsche
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In food writing: the word "mouthfeel"
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
Re: Things that are WRONG!
ewwwwfrankennietzsche wrote:In food writing: the word "mouthfeel"
That's what I call Drunkard justice. I hate prisses like that. They're mincing their way through life when they should be marching. ~fkr.
I wish i could find me a woman who drinks!~ruiner..on lack of women drinkers.
I wish i could find me a woman who drinks!~ruiner..on lack of women drinkers.
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Palinka (RIP)
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Re: Things that are WRONG!
"I am going to the (insert name of take-away here); you want anything?"
"No, I don't want anything!"
"Are you sure?"
"Yes..."
Later, when you get back, "Oooh...I'll just have half of yours..."
WRONG!
"No, I don't want anything!"
"Are you sure?"
"Yes..."
Later, when you get back, "Oooh...I'll just have half of yours..."
WRONG!
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
"The trouble with internet quotes is that one can never be sure if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
Kindly listen to this, please.
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"The trouble with internet quotes is that one can never be sure if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
Kindly listen to this, please.
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