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Re: 4th of July with pics. To be repeated this weekend

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DeeboCools wrote:that was great. First, you look exactly like my brother(not that you give a shit), second how'd you do the beard on fire pic and the one that looks like a "bloomin onion" at a chain restaurant and third, where did this take place?
Your brother must get a lot of tail.

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40s for July 4th?

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Because it's patriotic.

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Re: 40s for July 4th?

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A good dog and a cold 40. Maybe the two best companions a man could ever find.
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Re: 40s for July 4th?

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maybe it's because I can't see straight anymore, but that 40 looks bigger than the dog.


Anyone?

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Re: 40s for July 4th?

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God Bless America.

God Damn her enemies, foreign and domestic.

I hope everyone has a great 4th and gets drunk and reads the federalist papers, especially the commies that used to post here.

That dog is very small.

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Happy boom boom gulp gulp day America.

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Time to fire exploding things into the sky, put insane quantities of alcohol into your belly and eat plenty of grilled and/or greasy things. One day I'll come pay you a visit around this time of the year too.
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Re: Happy boom boom gulp gulp day America.

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THAT SOUNDS LIKE A THREAT TO AMERICA!
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought

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Re: Happy boom boom gulp gulp day America.

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Haa! I completely forgot! Cheers, you drunks. You boozehounds. You more than brilliant people!

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Re: Happy boom boom gulp gulp day America.

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we are having beef spareribs, except for my idiot sweet girls who are veggies. and booze. and baby girl makes an apple pie, which is American, don't cha know. and i baked some beans. from a can. but not green. damn it, because this is america.
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Re: 40s for July 4th?

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Re: Happy boom boom gulp gulp day America.

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Happy Independance Day America! Stay safe and stay drunk.
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Re: Happy boom boom gulp gulp day America.

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I'm going to make boom boom in my diaper.
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Re: Happy boom boom gulp gulp day America.

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I heard that Screwball already blew one of his thumbs off. He now has three.
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Re: Happy boom boom gulp gulp day America.

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At least I have thumbs, you colobi.

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Re: 40s for July 4th?

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Smatter Noguts wrote:God Bless America.

God Damn her enemies, foreign and domestic.

I hope everyone has a great 4th and gets drunk and reads the federalist papers, especially the commies that used to post here.

That dog is very small.
Did somebody say, Commies?

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