Schmehrnoff wrote:
What I really want is that little oriental girl to give me a pedicure and message my calves for about $30.00 while I look down at her cleavage. She is good I watched her numerous times when I took time and $$ to do ceramic nails.
Is this what you had in mind?
"Never apologise for being in the Bourbon aisle."
--Smatter Noguts
Nah that is her mama. Trust me she is not the 30 year old that looks 11. She has some nice shape and I can tell she does here job well by watching. Maybe the masochist in me teased me by waiting.
Schmehrnoff wrote:I dated a guy that married one and it lasted a year. He said it took $150,000.00 to get her here and $25,000.00 to send her back. I marry and asshole for a year for that amount combined if he promises to leave in a year. But here Mrs. Robinson is going the Norway route. *schnickers*
$175,000?
How many cases of Stoli would that be?
I'm thinking it may be close to a life time of Smirnoff but only cause my age.
What I really want is that little oriental girl to give me a pedicure and message my calves for about $30.00 while I look down at her cleavage. She is good I watched her numerous times when I took time and $$ to do ceramic nails.
Sorry Doll, but at that kinda money, its about the same as a WIFE!! only in reverse, 25K to get her here and 175K to make her go away!!
"I'm just a Lesbian trapped in a mans body" - TAP'
"I haven't dropped my toilet in the phone for years" -- Z
freedom's just another word for nothing left but booze - WhiskeyPrick
Ginger Martini wrote:Has anyone mentioned mail-order husbands? I'd be up for one...oh, wait, I'm already married. I could stash the new one downstairs.
Nah, forget it men are really cheap bastards. And that was nice how I put it.
Ginger Martini wrote:Has anyone mentioned mail-order husbands? I'd be up for one...oh, wait, I'm already married. I could stash the new one downstairs.
Nah, forget it men are really cheap bastards. And that was nice how I put it.
We ain't all like that sweetie! I may be easy but I ain't Cheap!!
"I'm just a Lesbian trapped in a mans body" - TAP'
"I haven't dropped my toilet in the phone for years" -- Z
freedom's just another word for nothing left but booze - WhiskeyPrick
Ginger Martini wrote:Has anyone mentioned mail-order husbands? I'd be up for one...oh, wait, I'm already married. I could stash the new one downstairs.
Nah, forget it men are really cheap bastards. And that was nice how I put it.
We ain't all like that sweetie! I may be easy but I ain't Cheap!!
I beg to differ. I could have you for nothing or you may go as low as one drink of Skol Vodka before I take you home and abuse you.
Schmehrnoff wrote:Nah that is her mama. Trust me she is not the 30 year old that looks 11. She has some nice shape and I can tell she does here job well by watching. Maybe the masochist in me teased me by waiting.
Schmehrnoff wrote:Nah that is her mama. Trust me she is not the 30 year old that looks 11. She has some nice shape and I can tell she does here job well by watching. Maybe the masochist in me teased me by waiting.
Looks like fun. Does she make house calls?
"Never apologise for being in the Bourbon aisle."
--Smatter Noguts
Crystal wrote:
Eh, Why not? He's not terrible-looking, has a gorgeous home, and I can wear comfy garb all day... although i hate covering my head.. not only that, I will be relatively close to Gin and PWD
And they are polyamorous. We could do it together.
Sounds like a sweet deal.
So let me get this straight. You're both willing to do a threesome with a guy as long as he has 1) a nice home, 2) lets you where comfy garb, and 3) is a Sultan?
Schmehrnoff wrote:
And they are polyamorous. We could do it together.
Sounds like a sweet deal.
So let me get this straight. You're both willing to do a threesome with a guy as long as he has 1) a nice home, 2) lets you where comfy garb, and 3) is a Sultan?
I just changed my name.
Well played, sir.
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I wonder how much english they realy speak. I mean how cool would it be, if when they complained about leaving a mess or dirty dishes,then you couldnt understand them. It would make tuneing out all of the complaining that much easier.
Schmehrnoff wrote:Nah that is her mama. Trust me she is not the 30 year old that looks 11. She has some nice shape and I can tell she does here job well by watching. Maybe the masochist in me teased me by waiting.
Looks like fun. Does she make house calls?
That is what I am talking about!
And Ript didn't you notice it is Crystal I want and the guys Castle.
man. jsut man. i have never been able to let someone else cut my toenails. not even my wife. and she has a lot riding on these beautiful toes. i just don't have that much trust in anyone. that's a lot of trust. you know?
