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fdoosey
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Post by fdoosey »

LuckyStrikes wrote:Could be worse DPAW. This could be your mom...

http://www.sharon-herald.com/localnews/ ... 2703b.html
Holy Christ, that's gotta scar a guy for life!

Hopefully for his friends' sake, I hope his mom was a MILF.
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Post by UnkleLemmy »

LuckyStrikes wrote:Could be worse DPAW. This could be your mom...

http://www.sharon-herald.com/localnews/ ... 2703b.html
Lucky, you told me you didn't have any kids!
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Post by LuckyStrikes »

UnkleLemmy wrote:
LuckyStrikes wrote:Could be worse DPAW. This could be your mom...

http://www.sharon-herald.com/localnews/ ... 2703b.html
Lucky, you told me you didn't have any kids!
If you didn't know, who would? After all, you were there when we conceived them.
Voices tell me to buy the bigger bottle!
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Post by deadpuppiesandwhores »

glad she's not my mother, but why couldn't she be one of my friend's mother?
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Chelsea40oz
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Post by Chelsea40oz »

Crikey! A mere 30 pack responsible for all that tomfoolery? What is this world coming to.
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Post by dasbeaver »

I get the feeling that woman looks like this

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BTW, Welcome from another newcomer.
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Omar The Tentmaker
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Post by Omar The Tentmaker »

YIKES!!! I gave that woman a flower tonite!
I have a newfound respect for vegetarians. With all the good enjoyable things they cut out of their diets, they still leave in alcohol.

Non-alcoholic beers make not a Drunkard
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Chelsea40oz
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Post by Chelsea40oz »

Well I'm glad to hear you didn't deflower her!
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Post by Omar The Tentmaker »

You dont know how relieved I am of that myself.
I have a newfound respect for vegetarians. With all the good enjoyable things they cut out of their diets, they still leave in alcohol.

Non-alcoholic beers make not a Drunkard
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Jagermonster
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hello to all

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Greetings fellow drunkards. I just joined the board and am looking foreward to boozing it up with the rest of the gang. Now if you'll excuse me :oops:. Ah hell, flase alarm, anyways what was I going to say?
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A fine welcome to you, pull a stool up to the bar and have a drink.
beer, wine,voddie it don't get any better.
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Jagermonster
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re:

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don't mind if I do
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im a hammered welcome abvorad,much lobe from c-towen, i lobe ya
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Computers are evil. I'm free... for now. But i did get a little drunk'n programing done. Bork Bork Bork. http://gottfoo.darktech.org/bbs
it was amusing me, then massive drunk actually started to make more sense.
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Post by TARTANSPECIAL »

Enabler wrote:Computers are evil. I'm free... for now. But i did get a little drunk'n programing done. Bork Bork Bork. http://gottfoo.darktech.org/bbs
it was amusing me, then massive drunk actually started to make more sense.
I think i may change my name. :lol:
beer, wine,voddie it don't get any better.
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