mistah willies wrote:Doesn't anyone DRINK around here anymore?
I've been trapped here, with a dry machinegun nest right across the valley. I've launched several booze grenades, but they're out of range.
If you could just drop one crate of vodak or bourbon by parachute, I will transform into a one-man army.
"Booznik. Smooth, classy and manatee-like." --Bur
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
Image taken whilst Booznik was recording the above song.
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
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Sorry, Geeses, I think that them Broncos will get it. Now, if they do win, then my wager is that I get two shots for every one that you do. It you win, then you get one shot for every two that I do.
Best wager evah
I'm enjoying 8.9 ABV Winter Warmer in a growler from my local. my Colts beat the Broncos (sorry Fiyah!). So what say you friend?!? Shots all around.
"DC is a toilet. And it needs a good flush." ~ Weatherman
Drunkard Chat bot sez: fiyah: i'm picturing wasabi oozing out of her parents, and im at a good pace if you have to do this cheap as fuck. but drunkards need to unite
Sorry, Geeses, I think that them Broncos will get it. Now, if they do win, then my wager is that I get two shots for every one that you do. It you win, then you get one shot for every two that I do.
Best wager evah
I'm enjoying 8.9 ABV Winter Warmer in a growler from my local. my Colts beat the Broncos (sorry Fiyah!). So what say you friend?!? Shots all around.
Looks like I got some shots to do! Yes indeed, my fair Lady, I feel like John Fox a bit, but probably not as bad as him, and his whole coaching staff...
Hey, you had Luck on your side, huh?
The Packers game beforehand was much more entertaining and enjoyable. Even though the calls from the refs had some issues...
Would ordinarily root for the big ten team but never for ohio, 'cause their fans are menstruating retards.
early start seeing as sunday was a late finish. no fish but good fishing.
and we're supposed to be 8 below.
I declare a drinking holiday for Jan. 13 in revognition of endrunkeness, if you need me to sign a note or anythingfor your excuse i'm all over it, just have that asshole you work for give me a call and i'llfix his/her/it's little red wagon.
It's early Sunday morning in Hong Kong once again and I'm placing wagers on the NFL games at some Casino. This guy looks like he won a bundle! "We have no use for your Yankee darra! So we have drinks!" How did I get here?
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
Lush City wrote:It's early Sunday morning in Hong Kong once again and I'm placing wagers on the NFL games at some Casino. This guy looks like he won a bundle! "We have no use for your Yankee darra! So we have drinks!" How did I get here?
I don't always burn money, but when I do, I make sure John Woo is directing.
"Booznik. Smooth, classy and manatee-like." --Bur
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
As I have mentioned in many other threads, tonight (the 25th of January, 2015) is Burn's Night. So that should take care of your Sunday, this week...
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
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"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
booznik wrote:It's Sunday, and time for the drunkards.
Is it me, or is mistah willies beginning to look a bit like Dom Deluise?
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Palinka wrote:As I have mentioned in many other threads, tonight (the 25th of January, 2015) is Burn's Night. So that should take care of your Sunday, this week...
I am not a Scotsman but I have been there and drank with them. They thought I was a sissy and you know they were right. Who was Burns? My guess he was a Scottish nobleman around the time of William Wallace.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
Lush City wrote:...Who was Burns? My guess he was a Scottish nobleman around the time of William Wallace.
Well, you are a few hundred years out on Robbie Burns (click here for more information).
And Wallace was French; those Hollywood fuckers never get any facts right.
mistah willies wrote:
Palinka wrote:
Is it me, or is mistah willies beginning to look a bit like Dom Deluise?
No, it's me, good P...
I just said, "look a bit like".
mistah willies wrote:CHAIRS!
Chairs, indeed.
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