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Re: The 1%

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1℅ persistent spambot.

I drink their black oil.

Gimme MOAR!
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Re: The 1%

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1 % Bodyguard, the musical
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Re: The 1%

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1% of Xanadu.

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Re: The 1%

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1% quart of penicillin and a lice comb.
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought

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Re: The 1%

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1% Cthulhu juice
ພາສາລາວNONE GENUINE WITHOUT MY SIGNATUREພາສາລາວ

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Re: The 1%

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oettinger wrote:
Lush City wrote: This thread is for cool people. Quit polluting this thread with your dick commentaries so they will think this is a great club to leave. There are more retarded threads where you can let it all hang out. Take this as a personal affront. Just trying to make a point.
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Wow! Don't remember a word of this. Although, after reading it I must say it was rather eloquently composed. That's the 1% basal mental layer that is heavily programmed. I could be a great blackout victim.
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Re: The 1%

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^^ All is fine. I forgot that the second I replied to it

1% black out
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Re: The 1%

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1% Aldebaran Whiskey
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Re: The 1%

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1% Krauts
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Re: The 1%

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The 1% of your local neighborhood/population that is suffering from flesh eating athlete's foot.
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Re: The 1%

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1% athlete's foot shots, form the STB&G

(or is the STD$G ?)




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I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze

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Re: The 1%

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1% Sexual Transmitted Bar and Grill
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Re: The 1%

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1% leftover wine for cologne, for work, tomorrow.

PTA

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BTW, fuck me for mentioning MONDAY

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Re: The 1%

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The 1% chance that you will wake up tomorrow without a hangover.
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Re: The 1%

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1% betcha not
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