Random shit

[oettinger]

I knew this fellow, he would leave farts like that in a crowded elevator

[Hugh]

If the Jack in the Box cheeseburger you ate yesterday comes out as high-velocity diarrhea splatter today, did you get any nutrition from it?

[scream ale]

^^^ If it had lettuce, tomato and onion-maybe. Otherwise you're shit out of luck.

[Nausea]

If you drink the blue liquid in a Magic 8 ball you can see the future

I tried this and turned into a smurf.

[waahoohah]

POOP.

[waahoohah]

We have Wednesday Night Fumigation at work now! I get to knock off work a couple hours early so they can, you know, pretend to clean shit.

FRIDAY NIGHT FIGHTS!

MONDAY NIGHT REHABILITATION!

WEDNESDAY NIGHT FUMIGATION!

Let's line up the franchise rights, right now, Frito. I LIKE MONEY!

[Mr Boozificator]

We have Wednesday Night Fumigation at work now! I get to knock off work a couple hours early so they can, you know, pretend to clean shit.

FRIDAY NIGHT FIGHTS!

MONDAY NIGHT REHABILITATION!

WEDNESDAY NIGHT FUMIGATION!

Let's line up the franchise rights, right now, Frito. I LIKE MONEY!

This monkey here, I am proud to have been drinking with in the sun.

[Savage]

I did at one time seriously consider a job offer to become a secret agent. The only thing that stopped me was the official shoe was a clumsy boy oxford that only came about two sizes too large for me. I mean, the built-in telephone was a cool thing, but couldn't they have put that in a cute stiletto, or even in a ballerina flat? Also, I didn't like the undercover name they wanted to assign to me. It was rather unkind.

[Lush City]

I did at one time seriously consider a job offer to become a secret agent. The only thing that stopped me was the official shoe was a clumsy boy oxford that only came about two sizes too large for me. I mean, the built-in telephone was a cool thing, but couldn't they have put that in a cute stiletto, or even in a ballerina flat? Also, I didn't like the undercover name they wanted to assign to me. It was rather unkind.

It's Savage, right? Special Agent Savage. Has a nice ring to it.

[Lush City]

If you drink the blue liquid in a Magic 8 ball you can see the future

I did that as a teenager looking for kicks. I passed out and saw nothing but 8 balls everywhere. I am even wearing to this day a T-shirt with an 8 ball image on it. What has happened to me?

[waahoohah]

We have Wednesday Night Fumigation at work now! I get to knock off work a couple hours early so they can, you know, pretend to clean shit.

FRIDAY NIGHT FIGHTS!

MONDAY NIGHT REHABILITATION!

WEDNESDAY NIGHT FUMIGATION!

Let's line up the franchise rights, right now, Frito. I LIKE MONEY!

This monkey here, I am proud to have been drinking with in the sun.

And I was proud to be a complete idiot in your presence.
You're good people.

[oettinger]

Ey, who said monkey-man is not crazy?

[Mr Boozificator]

We have Wednesday Night Fumigation at work now! I get to knock off work a couple hours early so they can, you know, pretend to clean shit.

FRIDAY NIGHT FIGHTS!

MONDAY NIGHT REHABILITATION!

WEDNESDAY NIGHT FUMIGATION!

Let's line up the franchise rights, right now, Frito. I LIKE MONEY!

This monkey here, I am proud to have been drinking with in the sun.

And I was proud to be a complete idiot in your presence.
You're good people.

Now about that planet of the apes project of yours, I won't lie to you: It concerns me. At no point, and I mean none, can you see the monkeys having a drink. I think it looks very unprofessional. Nothing against the slavery and all, I mean who doesn't want to enslave humanity, right? But the no beer thing.... I don't know. Can you change your presentation? I just think it's not such a good science project. I'll help you mind you, but can we add a drink or twelve here and there?

[Hugh]

One of the bars in my neighborhood is posting "WEAR THE MASK" stuff on their Facebook page and boasting of how they are going to follow the new restrictions and curfew. Virtue signaling, I believe it is called.

[Lush City]

One of the bars in my neighborhood is posting "WEAR THE MASK" stuff on their Facebook page and boasting of how they are going to follow the new restrictions and curfew. Virtue signaling, I believe it is called.

So there is a bar indoors where you can drink? The bastards are going to lose business. I would boycott the joint. Imagine having to cover your face between sips? Outrageous!