Shit Talkers Bar and Grill

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oettinger wrote:
...Not quite, but if you bring a tombstone this friday night you and your dead friend drink every third drink for free...
In America, "Tombstone" means frozen pizza and sloppy drunk grub after bar close.
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Badfellow wrote:
oettinger wrote:
...Not quite, but if you bring a tombstone this friday night you and your dead friend drink every third drink for free...
In America, "Tombstone" means frozen pizza and sloppy drunk grub after bar close.
Not in my america.

You sir got a bloody liver pregnant with a bullet soon
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oettinger wrote: Not in my america.

You sir got a bloody liver pregnant with a bullet soon
You, sir, are a pickled German redneck.
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Badfellow wrote:
oettinger wrote: Not in my america.

You sir got a bloody liver pregnant with a bullet soon
You, sir, are a pickled German redneck.
Only at Shit pickles Bar and Stuhl



Where you got dung in your bong

i`m off to the shed Wifebeaterbartofill just doesnt work for me anymore
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I'll finish the Drink the German left and give me two of your cheapest drafts with som bleach shots to sink in them.
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It's Oktoberfest and there are Muslims in the streets wanting to shut it down. Let's not be too harsh on our drunken German friends. They fear the backside bugger by a sexed crazed muzzie as much as anyone. This is the talking shit thread, right?
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Shit yeah, does STB&Swill not have a Oktoberfest themed party?
Showing Beerfest re-runs 24/7


Oh and yes sent all the muslims there, time for some culture shock threapy. And they can blow munich up if you ask me.
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Cool.
Hangover Saturday at RimSnifferClits and Drink

Should you feel regrets tomorow tell your family and come back for a sunday refund-drinking session.

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Lush City wrote: This is the talking shit thread, right?
Damn fucking straight it is, you denture flapping craptasticist. Or should I call you Abdrool ibn Lushistani?
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Yes, Hillary is in deep shit once agani AND I've drunk way too much booze for one night expecting to get up in the morning, which it is all ready and watch NFL games until the sun goes down. Good luck with that! I'll be pouring myself into bed very shortly and hope for the best and make lunch at 11:15am as usual. (Holy crap! Talk about talking shit... sheesh!)
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Shit Talkers Bar & Grill would like to wish you a

HAPPY HALLOWEEN

Where the ambiance is no more spooky than usual!
And most of the patrons don't need costumes or makeup to dress as freaks!

SPECIALS
$3.00 Zombietini
$3.00 Slimarita
$4.00 Necronomicon Sling

Dare you to bring your kids trick or treating in this part of town!
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HEY!

I need something to wash down all this chocolate in mah belly. Can you throw these pillow cases in the dumpster out back? Don't mind the tears and bloodstains on 'em

They should have this free street-candy thing every weekend

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Your trigger phrase for the evening is Silver Shamrock
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Badfellow wrote:Your trigger phrase for the evening is Silver Shamrock
That was the campaign of (INSERT POLITICIAN HERE)


Viral. Kind of like some of the things that a certain writer form fifteen miles away wrote.

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