Shit Talkers Bar and Grill

[oettinger]

Owner`s night, if you can indeed proof that your birthdate is before 1899 there`s some free 1932 eggnogg waiting for you.

Golden Girls reruns on the big screen.


Oh yeah, amid first gaffes, we are now pretty good in detecting fake Hitler and Stalin IDs

[Badfellow]

Just to be clear...

This is the talking shit thread, right?

Yes, old gringo. Not only is this the definitive and preeminent Shit Talking thread of the 21st century, it's also a virtual dive where you can guzzle industrial solvents and roll around in the barroom floor muck of humanity with delusional abandonment. Or you perhaps you'd just care to sit alone quietly at the end of the bar scribbling your manifesto onto the cocktail napkins. We cater to all shit talkin' types around here.

[ThirstyDrunk]

Sheeeeit.

[Badfellow]

I believe all those bum wine enemas have finally turned my brain to mush.

[Mr Boozificator]

Can't believe that, you turn your back for three seconds and someone scraps the left over loaded doritos from the bar. What am I going to top the crunchy spaghettis with now? Oh well, rum I guess. 'goes with everything

[Patchez]

Can we try to make mead out of the honey from the beehive in the eaves of the back porch? Asking for a friend.

[DivaBitch]

Can we try to make mead out of the honey from the beehive in the eaves of the back porch? Asking for a friend.

seems yuo can make any thing out of any thhing................https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jenkem

[Badfellow]

Can we try to make mead out of the honey from the beehive in the eaves of the back porch? Asking for a friend.

Oh, you mean your brother. And if by "back porch" you mean the "honey" he collects behind the trap door of his union suit, then I definitely want no part of it. You'd need yeast the size of pit bulls to deal with that.

[oettinger]

I missed the election party @STB`N`Vote

I heard they served plenty of free uppers and downers.

25cent beers tonight. They rest goes to the "How does hillary pay back saudi arabia" payforplay foundation
50 cents whisky for licking wounds purposes.
And free hugs for all the Sanders supporters.

Live band: Kansas, the most random american band for all americans

[Lush City]

Shit Talkers Bar & Grill would like to wish you a

HAPPY HALLOWEEN

Where the ambiance is no more spooky than usual!
And most of the patrons don't need costumes or makeup to dress as freaks!

SPECIALS
$3.00 Zombietini
$3.00 Slimarita
$4.00 Necronomicon Sling

Dare you to bring your kids trick or treating in this part of town!

So why can't I give you upvotes for your posts? +1

[Lush City]

I missed the election party @STB`N`Vote

I heard they served plenty of free uppers and downers.

25cent beers tonight. They rest goes to the "How does hillary pay back saudi arabia" payforplay foundation
50 cents whisky for licking wounds purposes.
And free hugs for all the Sanders supporters.

Live band: Kansas, the most random american band for all americans

I heard the Saudis, Omanis and Kuwaitis are looking for a refund.

[mistah willies]

HEY!

Just came back from The Shed, and that fucking Jimmy Lester was there. Dude sunk to low times,

I mean, that place: it's self serve, and the owner kicks you out when he finds you there in the moaning. Morning. Then all this machinery starts running, and it's like a gas oven.

There is something I learned there. It's a drunken father who is not of Modern Drunkard caliber.

Guess who was one of his kids?


HEY!

Am I not making sense?

I said "HEY!"



{pssst. what is up with that guy over there shouting gibberish}


{huh. i dunno. keep your back to the wall. look, he's pounding on the bar. one more hit and the duct tape won't hold it all together.}




{got any duct tape? might come in handy with him?}


{what, you gonna throw it at him?}



{did he just mention Jimmy Fucking Lester?}

{could be. damn. time to clear out. those two in the same room could mean trouble}



HEY!

Blarg! De Fallar! Kuddda nich blam kerosine!

Snikk torkk keek keek gas oven!


*hiccup*


THUMP



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[oettinger]

It`s bad cocktail weekend at Shit Talkers Booze and Squill

What does that mean?

It`s easy: Vodka is replaced with Rum and vice versa
Whisky with Gin
Khalua with bitters and so on

For example a White Russian now contains Rum, Bitters and Cream. Yummy

Should you survive this weekend without throwing up, you win exactly nothing.

But you got to see The Replacements that play live throughout the ordeal

[Lush City]

There is this primal need to talk shit or fall head first onto your mattress and disappear...
I'll be disappearing shortly... that's all the shit I can talk about tonight...

[ThirstyDrunk]

...so then I wiped with an oily rag I found and pulled up my pants and kept drinking.
Oh sorry I was just reminiscing about my first time in this place.